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Dec 6, 2022

I mean what else can I even say lol this is a winner

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Dec 4, 2022

big day in H world, i found this lirika matoshi dress that i've been eying for like 2 years incredibly marked down and in my size. please invite me the ostentatious parties so i can wear it.

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

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fella pupa

@inherentvibes

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yoshimi battles the xiaofenhong

@nise_yoshimi

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advert: with colourvision, model your home the way you want. colour it how you want. it's a colour revolution white boy in a United Russia baseball cap slamming his copy of The Fourth Political Theory down onto the table so hard he spills his vodka: it's a fucking WHAT

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rob

@OkButStill

Jul 22, 2021

They said, "Sir you can't put your diet cokes in the freezer, Sir. They'll explode." (Crowd booing, Trump shakes his head) I put 'em in there! (Crowd surging) (Beaming, now ) I put all twelve in there!

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tom color corrected everyone say thanks tom

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shot another role of horrendously expired film (like, pre 2005) and this is the only one that came out kinda neat

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shot another role of horrendously expired film (like, pre 2005) and this is the only one that came out kinda neat

Adeline

@SpecialAdeline

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yanny 🥺👿 LAUREL🥤‼️😅😁🥶

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made $30 on depop today 😎👉👉

Senior PowerPoint Engineer

@ryxcommar

I think it's OK for people to move

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Tom Cruise’s Shoe Lifts

@platformedboots

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This is so???

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bathroom

@bathroom

Sep 12, 2007

welcome to the bathroom

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i fall 2 pizzas

@CAPTIVEBULLET

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Bro ahaha

@prick_small

Disco elysium

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im so happy

> going to maine in 4 days with boyfriend > celebrating birthday with family > hitting all the rural thrift stores > spending the last night in a hostel and seeing TFB and AJJ on the same night > wake up babe its 2015

❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥

@tonyhawktruther

May 10

Some of y’all need to read this

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ejected from hungry hippo tournament

@rulesdisobeyer

Lol lmao

extremely rich online guy (humble)

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@NYCbladee

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May 10

off my gourd on gin on a night walk with da girls

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fucked up in eastern market drinking the roku gin

Léo

@_leo_graphy

Apr 28

Roger drag personas from American Dad fancam

@AmericanDadTBS

#MeganTheeStalion #Her

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Hello Lois

@EstLuma

Sep 2, 2021

Watching American Dad

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Hello Lois

the serve #americandrag

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American Dad

@AmericanDadTBS

May 8

To mark the 350th episode of American Dad, Roger is finally being honored as a drag icon! Help us celebrate drag herstory by raising money for the @TrevorProject. For every quote-tweet this video gets using #AmericanDrag, @TBSNetwork will donate $1 to @TrevorProject (up to $20k).

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abortion liker

@itsmehaleyyyyy

May 7

I think what pisses me off about this the most is that every homeless woman I’ve ever met has experienced horrific sexual violence on the streets. The feminist position is to eradicate homelessness.

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lamb chop

@lilmissagitated

a homeless man asked me to go in a liquor store & buy him a bottle bc he didn’t have an id, i told him i couldnt do that but i could give him the cash i had (about five bucks) he took it and threw on the ground and said “this is why white women are only good for sucking my dick” twitter.com/sbodrojan/stat…

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lola

@lil_gods_fave

working on a bumper sticker concept that perfectly captures my politics

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This pic got me crying cause why was he doing her like this?????

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should i buy this old family guy shirt at the flea market

website working good

Adam Cerious

@Browtweaten

man: humpty dumpty fell off the wall king: who? man: the big egg guy king: the what man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on

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PERNICUS

@SexbeanPernicus

Nobody is doing "serious" criticism of Hasan because what serious shit is there to criticise. Has his land reform policy backfired? He's not a thinker or a political leader or an organiser. he's a twitch streamer, his aesthetic is practically all there is to criticise. twitter.com/ThisIsntRoss/s

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Daggerlad

@Daggerlad2

Jan 12, 2022

Me: So I said yeah you’re right, moss always grows on the side of my body that faces north. And moss always grows on the rest of my body too! Date: *laughing and stroking my moss* Are all Moss Men as handsome and funny as you? Me: What the fuck’s a Moss Man

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there’s a Depop glitch rn where every auto generated shipping label has the buyer and sellers addresses swapped and everyone is freaking out because that means it’s functionally impossible to actually do any transactions

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American Football bought The American Football House brooklynvegan.com/american-footb

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@ginfantasy

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it’s the pageantry of it all. the posturing. so much artifice culminating in some dipshit standing over the body of an elegant creature, barking at you about how it all means something.