Matt Jordan

@rev_bucket

Enterprise sales-- anything goes

New York, NY
Joined August 2013
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  1. 7 Dec 2015

    crashing: A fatal error occurred. The database will be restarted. And the only info I can get is this:

    Replying to @mystelynx
    please email me at rapathak@amazon.com. happy to help.
  2. 9 Jun 2015

    When you have a cooking pot designated solely for filling with ice and sticking your foot in

  3. 22 May 2015

    How people said in the pre-women's suffrage era:

  4. 8 May 2015

    Prurient: the well-read way to say she thirsty

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  5. 31 Mar 2015

    Me when I complete AWS 2FA right before the timer runs out:

  6. 16 Feb 2015

    No better way to cripple a tech startup on a Monday morning than a weekend wifi password change.

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  7. Retweeted
    29 Jan 2015

    With $1.75M In Funding, MaestroIQ Promises Smart Recommendations For Mobile Marketers by

    2 replies 34 retweets 27 likes
  8. 10 Nov 2014

    I can't do any work with classical Wiener Measure without snickering. I guess that's what they mean by 'mathematical maturity'

  9. 9 Nov 2014

    After using detexify to find the symbol used to describe the Riemann ZETA function, I realize I have no business doing math

    1 reply
  10. 4 Nov 2014

    Pretty much my first experience lobster diving:

  11. 8 Sep 2014

    T. Swizzle on that deep house remix. All about it.

    1 reply 1 like
  12. 13 Aug 2014

    The fire alarms in the office keep getting tested. Ruins the point of alarms, but makes for a nice strobe to my coding soundtrack.

  13. Retweeted
    7 Aug 2014

    driving to the hamptons with the rockstar @AdTrib_Team

    1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes
  14. 25 Jul 2014

    If you are what you eat, then "soylent green is people" may be incorrect. The converse is definitely true though

  15. 23 Jul 2014

    To the man who just sliced off a branch of a Manhattan tree and used it to comb his hair: why??

  16. 13 Jul 2014

    "I don't care if you drink, but try not to make a mess" -The (very cool) bus driver back to manhattan.

  17. 11 Jul 2014

    I had a nightmare last night where I ran an UPDATE clause on our Postgres tables without a WHERE clause. Still shuddering.

  18. 10 Jul 2014

    High-5ing people trying to hail taxis is my favorite thing to do while biking through the city.

    2 replies 2 likes
  19. 5 Jul 2014

    Is it that we'd rather be doing anything at all, or just find ourselves terrible company?

  20. 28 Jun 2014

    Musings of the drunk guy on the bench next to me, "Women get what they want right then and there; men have to haggle-- that's us. Hagglers"

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