Chris Turner

@retrophisch

Christ-follower. I marry well (). Sith Dad. Podcaster. Writer. Mac geek. LSU Tiger. Listen at .

Flower Mound, TX
Joined January 2007

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  1. It’s gotten to the point where on certain drives, I’m committed to proving Waze wrong.

  2. Hockey player's JV squad takes on the one from McKinney. (@ Dr Pepper Star Center in McKinney, TX)

  3. "Don't be too proud of this breakfast batter terror you've created."

  4. Happy birthday, !

  5. Does that ever actually work? If I were an ump and players did that, my strike zone would get a LOT bigger.

  6. That’s a great shot, Hilary. Thanks for sharing it.

  7. Honestly, ’s live tweeting of his daughter’s soccer games may be some of the funniest stuff I read Saturday mornings.

  8. The flag, donated by and , is flying at half-mast on the Parade Ground today in honor of .

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  9. Mike VI being honored today by lsufootball

  10. World's oldest & biggest wombat weighs 40 kilograms & turns 31 years old today. Happy birthday Patrick.

  11. I don't care who wins the World Series, so long as it isn't the Blue Jays.

  12. Sounds like is leading workouts to Def Leppard and AC/DC this morning.

  13. And my wife didn't think I was that funny...

  14. I don't get Boss' Day. If I'm a boss, I don't want some trinkets or cards from my employees. I want them to do their jobs well EVERY day.

  15. Have you registered for this year's conference?

  16. Introducing my beloved to the Verts goodness for a dinner date. (at @VertsKebap in Lewisville, TX)

  17. Some scoff at the idea of voter fraud—but in Virginia, hundreds of noncitizens were discovered on the voting rolls.

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