ColoradoResister117

Oh, there he is. President Mozzeralla is it true that you had an affair with the Prime Minister of Brie? Also, do you still have beef with Sultan parmesan?

He's trying to win Wisconsin?

Did he mention Italy's support of the allies at Normandy

Unlike the Kurds, Italy esa with USA in WWII ! Stable genius alright

Well has quoted Mussolini in multiple interviews so it wouldn't sup[rise me. He also must not like cheese Kurds otherwise we wouldn't have betrayed them.

Is that last one real?

To be fair in some way the Italian president's name is Sergio Mattarella but yes the last one is true. Trump got his name right like only twice during the entire visit.

No way. I know he is bad. But, really?... Ancient Rome??.. Mozzarella?...

Yeah, it was a weird presser. But that isn't the first time. He has called Nepal "nipple", he pronounced Butahan as "button", now we wait to see how he pronounces Niger. he has also misspelled a lot of things like his covefefe incident and "hamberder" tweet. Dude is coked up.

Please tell me you made that last one up.

I honestly wish I did, I love cheese as much as the next guy but this is out of hand. Today has been a weird day, look at the letter Trump sent to Erdogan it gets worse. I have posted it below. #trumppresser

I am not a history expert, but I am pretty sure the US has not been around for 2,000 years. Trump is presumably a big Caligula fan though.

I would argue that he's a Nero fan and probably hates Trajen and Constantine because they outdid Trump in every conceivable way. Ancient Rome is a cool subject to learn!!

Yeah, the slurring. It’s like the attention makes him drunk. He’s the drunkest sober person I’ve ever seen.

Closet alcoholic?

Thought I heard, "President Mozzarella," but just dismissed it, thinking it was just me.