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    10 Nis

    Sssso, about that project I've been working on... It's time. :) Welcome to FAR SECTOR.

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    25 Şub

    The best proof that time travel is impossible is that sixty thousand misconfigured time machines from all phases of future history didn't simultaneously explode into existence at midnight UTC on 1 January 1970

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    21 Şub

    recently I started drawing a series called ✨Strange Planet✨ here is a thread of these comics

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    Overheard: “Do you have a copy of Laser Marbles?” Colleague: “Uhm. What’s it about?” Patron: “It’s French. Lots of singing.” C: “Is it fantasy?” P: “No. There’s a movie with Hugh Jackman & Anne Hathaway. Laser Marbles!” ... ... LES. ... MISÉRABLES.

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    10 Şub

    Before I went on antidepressants, I too bought into the idea of them being shameful or a cop out. I was wrong. So, this song is about destigmatizing this particular pursuit of happiness. And also tap.

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    8 Şub

    Dear extrovert friends, If you see a person standing alone at a conference looking around, invite them into your group. This is the universal sign for please be my friend I’m too scared to ask you. Sincerely, Your introvert friends

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  7. 4 Şub

    Social media puts the mean in dopamine.

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    Ever had Dutch meatballs? Take gravy, cool til solid, scoop out small spheres, roll in breadcrumbs, deep fry. Now that is a way to eat gravy.

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    29 Oca

    "Billionaire" isn't a qualification. It's the description of a person who is hoarding more resources than they could use in 100 lifetimes while other people are starving. It's the name for a human dragon sleeping on its pile of rubies and gold.

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    26 Oca

    Hahahaha amazing

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    16 Oca

    (Holds dear friend) Me: Thank you. Friend: For what? Me: Have you watched that Marie Kondo show on Netflix? Friend: Yeah, why do you- (Pushes friend off bridge)

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    12 Oca
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    15 Eki 2018

    Dear My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day. Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

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    3 Ara 2018

    Bwahahaa - Rudy 'Cyber' Giuliani accidentally created a link in this tweet because he omitted a space. Click the link.

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  15. 28 Şub 2018

    Every week our recycle and compost containers seem to fill up the day BEFORE trash day.

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    18 Şub 2018

    Every year, before I teach 1984 to my seniors, I conduct an experiment. Under the guise of "the common good," I turn my classroom into a dictatorship. I tell my seniors that in order to battle Senioritis, the teachers and admin have adapted an evidence-based strategy. /1

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  17. 17 Oca 2018

    The Lego brick separator is the greatest invention in the history of everything.

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  18. 10 Oca 2018

    Rewatching the Harry Potter movies, I feel like parseltongue would be the secret code UPS and FedEx drivers use to talk to each other.

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  19. 17 Ara 2017

    Medium iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts is bigger than I remember. Michelle is not amused.

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  20. 30 Kas 2017

    I hope appreciates this story. I picked up Warbreaker about 1pm and didn't believe my watch when it read 3:45pm. I had to check my phone to verify it wasn't 2:45pm. I managed to completely lose track of time since I was enjoying it so much.

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