Derek Penwell

@reseudaimon

Author, Speaker, Activist Justice requires calloused feet and thick skin.

Joined January 2010

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  1. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Between the blood in his eyes and the fly on his head, Pence was like a one-man story of Passover last night.

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  2. 5 hours ago
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  3. 18 hours ago

    This will henceforth be known far and wide as "the stuck fly" debate.

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  4. 18 hours ago

    Whelp, it's clear they're not wearing secret earpieces, or someone would have told Mike Pence that he had a fly stuck in his hair.

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  5. 18 hours ago

    Does Mike Pence have a fly stuck in his hairspray?

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  6. 18 hours ago

    You know in mediocre fiction when the author says, "The vein beneath his left eye twitched?" Apparently, that's a thing.

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  7. 18 hours ago

    Aggressively trying to step over a woman speaking is not a good look.

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  8. 18 hours ago

    With each succeeding "Thank you, Mr. Vice President," Susan Page sounds less and less grateful.

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  9. 18 hours ago

    Mike Pence definitely comes off as one of those guys who's selling reverse mortgages to people whom he secretly holds in great contempt.

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  10. 18 hours ago

    I wonder exactly how much penance Mike Pences has to do for bearing false witness. He must never stop saying Our Fathers and Hail Marys.

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  11. 18 hours ago

    Once again, Ms. Harris is not here for your ish.

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  12. 18 hours ago

    Kamala Harris is stupefied, looking incredulous at the gibbering geriatric Ken doll.

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  13. 18 hours ago

    When I look at Mike Pence right now, the word that pops into my mind is "censorious" and the second is "puritanical."

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  14. 19 hours ago

    You know Mike Pence is doing some self-talk as he prepares to talk about Trump's taxes.

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  15. 19 hours ago

    I swear Mike Pence looks like he's going to have an aneurysm.

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  16. 19 hours ago

    Epitaph on Irony's Tombstone: Mike Pence saying, "Let's not play politics with people's lives."

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  17. 19 hours ago

    "Mr. VP, I'm speaking." He's in kindergarten right now. 🔥🔥🔥

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  18. 19 hours ago

    Breaking: This president has never put any needs of anybody before his own.

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  19. 19 hours ago

    The VP looks as though Space Force is field-testing laser eyes.

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  20. 19 hours ago

    With all due respect to my friends and family in the Hoosier State, we've done the best we know, but it's time to come get ya' boy.

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