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Derek Penwell Retweeted
Between the blood in his eyes and the fly on his head, Pence was like a one-man story of Passover last night.
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This will henceforth be known far and wide as "the stuck fly" debate.
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Whelp, it's clear they're not wearing secret earpieces, or someone would have told Mike Pence that he had a fly stuck in his hair.
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Does Mike Pence have a fly stuck in his hairspray?
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You know in mediocre fiction when the author says, "The vein beneath his left eye twitched?" Apparently, that's a thing.
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Aggressively trying to step over a woman speaking is not a good look.
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With each succeeding "Thank you, Mr. Vice President," Susan Page sounds less and less grateful.
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Mike Pence definitely comes off as one of those guys who's selling reverse mortgages to people whom he secretly holds in great contempt.
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I wonder exactly how much penance Mike Pences has to do for bearing false witness. He must never stop saying Our Fathers and Hail Marys.
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Once again, Ms. Harris is not here for your ish.
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Kamala Harris is stupefied, looking incredulous at the gibbering geriatric Ken doll.
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When I look at Mike Pence right now, the word that pops into my mind is "censorious" and the second is "puritanical."
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You know Mike Pence is doing some self-talk as he prepares to talk about Trump's taxes.
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I swear Mike Pence looks like he's going to have an aneurysm.
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Epitaph on Irony's Tombstone: Mike Pence saying, "Let's not play politics with people's lives."
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"Mr. VP, I'm speaking." He's in kindergarten right now.



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Breaking: This president has never put any needs of anybody before his own.
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The VP looks as though Space Force is field-testing laser eyes.
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With all due respect to my friends and family in the Hoosier State, we've done the best we know, but it's time to come get ya' boy.
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