rese

@resescanlon

ever drink Bailey's from a shoe? isu•zeta

Joined April 2009

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    This did not just happen

  2. Waiting for rese to do something stupid so i can tweet about it

  3. put your capris on bitch it's time to party

  4. Ladies you only have $5 to build the perfect man, wyd: Smart $5,000 Funny $70 Athletic $150 Looks like waluigi $2 Acts like waluigi $3

  5. The fraternity you're in doesn't make you cool and the sorority you're in doesn't make you hot. You're still weird. You're still ugly.

  6. It truly warms my heart that everyone who goes to ISU loves it so much :,)

  7. It's 2am and I am here

  8. Hey go look at the moon it's really good tonight ok bye

  9. Meek Mill shared video of himself wiping out after leaving his mother's house 😂

  10. I am so touched wow :,)

  11. rese followed , and
  12. Truly amazing I strive for this

  13. Frats most wanted: Aidan Moore aka "Ponytail" Banned for life.

  14. When you're the DD and you finally find your drunk friend 🙃

    Andrew Cassady I'm sure you've got a better caption for this than I...
    Vine by Dave Scott @Finna_Go_HAM
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  15. Sometimes when my dog thinks he's home alone he will howl softly to himself then when he realizes I'm home he walks away embarrassed af😞

  16. Bird law never gets old

  17. I made the kid I nanny vacuum the basement and he's literally like singing opera so loud while he's doing it I'm deceased omg

  18. Sheila Jackson -so precious -so pure -deserved a better daughter than Karen -she lowkey a freak and I respect that

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