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    prije 5 sati

    Always liked this cat pic I took in 2018....long shadows like a de Chirico painting

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  2. That trope in literature where the scorned teenage guy goes into the jungle/military/sea/mob to earn a fortune and win their teenage crush but it's a guy with a bunch of twitch subscribers and it becomes immediately clear why this never works.

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  3. 1. velj

    you know "no, dig up, stupid!" and "twirling, twirling towards freedom." Combining these, you get "no, twirl up, towards freedom, stupid!" Sounds comical, farcical. And yet, is this not the very thing a helicopter does? Just a little food for thought. Hope your day is going well

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  4. 31. sij

    I had this sincere intrusive thought when my 15 y.o. nephew sent me a 20 page draft of a Thriller/YA story he and his classmates write for fun in Google Docs. I want to show a sample, but, in the effort to become a deserving millennial, I will wait for permission from the group.

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  5. 31. sij

    One weird thing that happens when you use twitter is you build a predictive model of the kind of things you think must exist, if only for you to hate them. Anyway, finding 0 google results for "millennials don't deserve zoomers"

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  6. 31. sij

    One thing that has brought thousands of moments of happiness to my life is an appreciation for lighting and shading outside. Trees, snow, water, clouds, stones, fences sometimes have amazing, fleeting, mood-bending flourishes if you look for them.

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  7. 29. sij

    when I use this on twitter, it erases the bell which controls my well-being

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  8. 28. sij

    Enraged at my R0 call option still being out of the money, I tear my hazmat suit to shreds. As penance, I don a tasteful band around my waist. Also I can't get it off.

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  9. 27. sij

    "All rinds are edible, but not all are palatable." mouth chants, guzzling viscous slurry. Stomach groans to eyes, "Please! The dopamine fast must end!" Eyes: "Do you see how close we are?" Stomach grumbles. Eyes: "PFC has overreached. Soon, all times will be like the dizzy times.

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  10. 27. sij

    it was a nice gift, but we hardly ever use it. I put the sense-maker in the rear-lower cabinet in the pantry next to the veg spiraler. Now to "find my beach" but this is no beach. This is a desert of the real. The cactus needles go inward. I am still afraid to touch them. A vultu

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  11. 26. sij

    guys I'm stuck

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  12. 26. sij

    Eating bagel at desk. Dog asks to go out. Set bagel down. Shoes? Shoes? Hallway. Leash? Door. Dog? Dog? Dog? Dog? Eating bagel on desk.

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  13. 25. sij

    In a collective action problem, the collective fails to act. Note that there is no collective hanging out problem. When the collective gets together, hanging out is a near certainty.

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  14. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    24. sij

    The current arc of Mark Trail has had the characters travelling around Nepal and debating the existence of the yeti with a strange man named "Doctor Camel". This has been going on for months now and every day it gets weirder and worse

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  15. 23. sij

    Making a pit stop in the drafts folder before going live. Ugh, lotta clunkers here. Some of these.. how could you even make them good? A couple are salvagable and leave eventually. They drip, drip in. Hmm? A few in the back disappear. For the best. A few more. No—

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  16. 22. sij

    Listen, what we have is very special. Watching you roll around in the snow, beg for treats, refuse to jump in the car — I cannot help but like. But your owner... Your owner has been posting a lot of cringe. A lot. And this is a cringe-free timeline. I hope you understand.

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  17. 21. sij

    At that developmental stage in my twitter life where I point to various things and ask if they are a thing. So far, with your help, I have found some things.

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  18. 20. sij

    Capitalist Drill Sgt: It's time to scare reds xor leaven consciousness and I'm all out of yeast. *meanwhile* Capitalist Fairy: Oh no! These contradictions are getting dangerously heightened! I'll just sprinkle a little resolution here.. and here. :-) there we go.

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  19. 20. sij

    Please, have a seat. Tell me, what makes you think you'd be a good addition to board game piece twitter? .. That long, eh? And you have an avi? .. A chit? And it's the default cube? .. So "adding up" will be a running theme? .. Thank you for your time. We'll be in touch.

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  20. 18. sij

    Sometimes in winter I spend consecutive days at home and develop severe home school kid energy. Sincere apologies to those whom I first see afterward, to those who bear, with grace, this unwarranted giddiness.

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