If I were on @QueerEye... (1/5)
@jvn: “Wait, what shampoo do you use? Stop it. You shave your legs how often? You’ve been using this mascara how long? Girl. Stop. Let’s go get you a coffee and a spray tan before you tell me anymore.”
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@QueerEye... (2/5)@KaramoBrown: “There’s more to who you are than a mom. I see it. We need to reconnect with her.” We hug. I cry. He takes me to the gym.1 reply 0 retweets 1 likeShow this thread -
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@QueerEye... (3/5)@bobbyberk: “So, hey. Piles of various paper isn’t decoration. Let’s get you some art. Maybe a tapestry?”1 reply 0 retweets 1 likeShow this thread -
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@QueerEye... (4/5)@tanfrance: “You’re how old? And you own how many hoodies?! Why? And these T-shirts? Why? They’re from when? High school was over a decade ago. You’re a high school teacher, not a high school boy. Let’s make you look like it.”1 reply 0 retweets 1 likeShow this thread
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