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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 1

    I’m looking for founders to feature on . Shoot me a DM if you’re interested!

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  2. 17 hours ago

    Robocalls are getting weirder. Mine are now exclusively voicemails left in Chinese.

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  3. 17 hours ago

    Rebooting is the computing equivalent of getting in to a bed with freshly cleaned sheets.

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  4. Oct 4

    Just went through an email unsubscribe flow: 1. Click unsubscribe 2. Enter email address on page 3. Click unsubscribe in confirmation email 4. Enter email on yet another page 5. Click unsubscribe again Who thought this was a good idea?

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  5. Oct 3

    Every time I hand write something I’m reminded why I type for a living.

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  6. Oct 3

    I wonder how many tweets the triggered? Maybe that’s the real test: to see what the knock-on effects are.

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  7. Oct 2

    When it comes to humans doing stuff the most likely outcome is “no status change”.

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  8. Oct 1

    If you’re waiting on something from someone in Chicago, wait longer. At least a couple innings longer. Unless they’re south-siders, then email away.

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  9. Sep 26

    Just realized I say “bless you” when my dogs sneeze but not when nearby humans do.

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  10. Sep 25

    Meeting-free afternoons are the best afternoons.

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  11. Sep 20

    Responsive web development process: 1. Looks pretty good in desktop, check mobile 2. OH F 3. Fix 1, break 2 4. Fix 2, break 1 5. Google “mobile device market share” to justify #6 6. Go to the bar

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  12. Sep 19

    Dogs make the best coworkers

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  13. Sep 19

    I’m fairly certain I was able to close on my home faster than this Apple Watch update takes ⌛️

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  14. Sep 18

    Template designers: don’t put stuff (IDs, classes) on the <body> tag. This is way far up the chain and makes it a pain to adapt your template to an actual application.

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  15. Sep 14

    It’s a Friday at 5pm, so we all know what that means! 🤮CORS issues🤮

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  16. Sep 14

    If you want people to show up to your meeting, put a reminder on the invitation.

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  17. Sep 13

    LinkedIn feels like an ocean with way too many sharks and not enough bait. The bait must be there, but I can’t for the life of me understand why.

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  18. Sep 13

    It’s 2018 and I still mail in a check for my estimated taxes. This does not bother me in any way: it costs next to nothing, takes 5 minutes, and is not going to get hacked. Software and technology are not always the solution.

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  19. Sep 12

    I don’t want to go to your conference. Or any conference. Unless that conference is the “people who like to drink beer on the beach” conference. Then I’ll go, but only after I’m done doing actual work.

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  20. Sep 12

    Jury duty waiting room has a weird vibe. Somewhere between “hospital waiting room” and “first day of school”.

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  21. Sep 11

    Complaining about lawyers may be the apex of first world problems.

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