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I’m looking for founders to feature on http://FeaturedFounder.io . Shoot me a DM if you’re interested!
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Robocalls are getting weirder. Mine are now exclusively voicemails left in Chinese.
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Rebooting is the computing equivalent of getting in to a bed with freshly cleaned sheets.
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Just went through an email unsubscribe flow: 1. Click unsubscribe 2. Enter email address on page 3. Click unsubscribe in confirmation email 4. Enter email on yet another page 5. Click unsubscribe again Who thought this was a good idea?
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Every time I hand write something I’m reminded why I type for a living.
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I wonder how many tweets the
#PresidentialAlert triggered? Maybe that’s the real test: to see what the knock-on effects are.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
When it comes to humans doing stuff the most likely outcome is “no status change”.
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If you’re waiting on something from someone in Chicago, wait longer. At least a couple innings longer. Unless they’re south-siders, then email away.
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Just realized I say “bless you” when my dogs sneeze but not when nearby humans do.
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Meeting-free afternoons are the best afternoons.
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Responsive web development process: 1. Looks pretty good in desktop, check mobile 2. OH F 3. Fix 1, break 2 4. Fix 2, break 1 5. Google “mobile device market share” to justify #6 6. Go to the bar
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Dogs make the best coworkers
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I’m fairly certain I was able to close on my home faster than this Apple Watch update takes
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Template designers: don’t put stuff (IDs, classes) on the <body> tag. This is way far up the chain and makes it a pain to adapt your template to an actual application.
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It’s a Friday at 5pm, so we all know what that means!
CORS issues
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If you want people to show up to your meeting, put a reminder on the invitation.
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LinkedIn feels like an ocean with way too many sharks and not enough bait. The bait must be there, but I can’t for the life of me understand why.
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It’s 2018 and I still mail in a check for my estimated taxes. This does not bother me in any way: it costs next to nothing, takes 5 minutes, and is not going to get hacked. Software and technology are not always the solution.
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I don’t want to go to your conference. Or any conference. Unless that conference is the “people who like to drink beer on the beach” conference. Then I’ll go, but only after I’m done doing actual work.
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Jury duty waiting room has a weird vibe. Somewhere between “hospital waiting room” and “first day of school”.
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Complaining about lawyers may be the apex of first world problems.
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