Renee

@relaxmomma

Momming, working full time, struggling to remember where my pants are, what day it is, and where I last put my phone...

Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2019.

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  1. prije 18 sati

    Sometimes moms get sick. I woke up to my son saying, “look mom I changed into my jammies!” My question was, but did you bathe? But I knew the answer. I got up, passed the washer packed full of dirty clothes,…

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  2. 3. velj

    Let’s be honest there was one clear winner last night for and it was The end.

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  3. 3. velj

    suggestions nails it again. I am kind of flattered that by my internet search history this is a recommended purchase.

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  4. 3. velj

    Maybe If hadn’t played a commercial spot every couple minutes on the they would be able to avoid store closings and laying off their strongest team members.

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    30. sij

    First baby steps for this little guy, he’s getting there. 😄

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  6. 1. velj

    Tonight my 6 year old son asked Alexa to tell him a story.. it began to tell a story of a little girl who was eaten by her entire cannibal family.

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  7. 29. sij
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  8. 28. sij

    Angela scares the shit out of me. She’s someone you’d run into wearing her pajamas at Walmart. I’m more of a girl myself.

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  9. 27. sij

    Browsing on Pinterest. Wonder how this picture occurs.. Imagining the idea in my house.. “Honey, just hear me out. I’m going to bring the babies in here and put them in the sink. You’re going to take the pic before…

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  10. 26. sij

    I clean the house similar to how I manage the thoughts in my head... a little bit scattered 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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  11. 26. sij

    Welp, add that to the list of life decisions that didn’t work..that I thought sounded good/would heal all the feelings.

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  12. 25. sij
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  13. 24. sij

    Lather yourself in almond oil to survive the winter. ❄️

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  14. 22. sij

    When you put on boots and realize your unshaven pale white legs are peaking out..you improvise and shave just around your ankle. It’s called adulting, thank you very much.

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  15. 21. sij
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