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@rejectedjokes

Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde on House of Lies, Randy on RC9GN, UCB Theatre performer, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast. IG/Snapchat- Rejectedjokes

Joined March 2009
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    Ben Schwartz Verified account ‏@rejectedjokes Jun 28

    I have no idea how to act when a sex scene comes up on my screen on a plane. Especially when the rest of my row is watching Big Bang Theory.

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    11:48 AM - 28 Jun 2016
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    1. Daniel Franzese ‏@WhatsupDanny Jun 28 Beverly Hills, CA

      @rejectedjokes I saw mine in @LookingHBO come on just two rows in front of me. Now that's weird!

      0 retweets 6 likes
    2. demi adejuyigbe ‏@electrolemon Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes keep tugging nervously on your collar and saying "now that's a bazinga"

      2 retweets 150 likes
    3. Sunny Cheng ‏@partlysunny12 Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes obviously you murmur "bazinga"

      0 retweets 7 likes
    4. Mike Bates ‏@MikeBatesSBN Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes Well, what do they do when a sex scene comes up on Big Bang Theory?

      0 retweets 3 likes
    5. Andrew Jones ‏@EthanRunt Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes Smile menacingly, rub your hands together and nod. Or take out a notepad and pencil.

      0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Adam Sell ‏@ajvsell Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes Nudge them with your elbow, point at your screen, and waggle your eyebrows.

      0 retweets 1 like
    7. Trey Kline ‏@treykline Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes well you can just say you're watching the Big Bang Conclusion.

      0 retweets 2 likes
    8. BubbleBlabber.com ‏@bubbleblabber Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes put your hand down your pants.

      0 retweets 1 like
    9.  ⚡️ summer finn  ⚡️ ‏@jackantonoffs Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes get yourself one of these bad boys before the flight next timepic.twitter.com/mvyPX6UsSN

      0 retweets 1 like
    10. Sandy Amberg ‏@TheBrizShow Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes the main thing is to try not screaming and then casually destroy the device you are using to watch

      0 retweets 1 like
    11. Trevor Miller ‏@Tmiller84088 Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes that's...pic.twitter.com/rO0HFgM8kH

      0 retweets 1 like
    12. Cara Patricia SF ‏@CaraPatricia Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes start crying?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    13. Maynard Maleon ‏@MaynMan1 Jun 28

      .@rejectedjokes hey look @djacoby! He has the same problem as you!

      0 retweets 0 likes
    14. Scott Stein ‏@sstein Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes even more awkward if you're in the scene.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    15. Alex Dale ‏@typofoto Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes turn to them and say "I don't know how you can watch that godless nonsense"

      0 retweets 0 likes
    16. Mike Gessner ‏@calbears96 Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes and you're watching Big Gang Bang Theory?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    17. Andrew Teman ‏@andrewteman Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes I was paralyzed.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    18. Andrew Teman ‏@andrewteman Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes I recently had an aggressive sex scene come on during a flight, where an actual priest was sitting behind/across from me.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    19. Justine ‏@justinecashew Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes but what if they're jwatching the porn version of the show

      0 retweets 0 likes
    20. emily monster ‏@emilyisanelf Jun 28

      @rejectedjokes make sexy noises as loudly as possible

      0 retweets 0 likes

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