@rejectedjokes His Sisyphean task is to scoop two scoops of grapes into grape bran, but alas,
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@30AcreFortress@rejectedjokes I regret that the genius of this reply will undoubtedly not get the recognition it deserves
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@rejectedjokes and serve all those jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches to people -
@rejectedjokes Not to mention chasing Mario through the desert on weekends. -
@rejectedjokes slow down raisin bran -
@rejectedjokes was the caps on the first one overkill? -
@rejectedjokes because the sun eats Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwichespic.twitter.com/44Ed85czs0
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@rejectedjokes@jenniferbeals lol good one. -
@rejectedjokes@jenniferbeals Holy crap, hadn't thought about that in YEARS!#ImSoOld -
@rejectedjokes he gets up really early in the morning. -
@rejectedjokes Outsourcing. -
@rejectedjokes There are an awful lot of yellow stars in this galaxy that could be body doubles for our sun, IJS -
@rejectedjokes I can't eat a god damn raisin??! -
@rejectedjokes scientists call this the Kellogg Effect. Sofar, the phenomena remains a mystery. I'm not saying it's aliens. But ... aliens -
@rejectedjokes I liked it better when you shouted it. :-) -
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@rejectedjokes@jenniferbeals slow down raisin bran
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