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Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde on House of Lies, Randy on RC9GN, UCB Theatre performer, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast. IG/Snapchat- Rejectedjokes

Joined March 2009
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    Ben Schwartz Verified account ‏@rejectedjokes Jun 20

    How does the sun have time to be this hot AND scoop two scoops of raisins into every bowl of Raisin Bran?!?

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    9:38 AM - 20 Jun 2016
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      1. Chris (again) ‏@30AcreFortress Jun 20

        @rejectedjokes His Sisyphean task is to scoop two scoops of grapes into grape bran, but alas,

        0 retweets 2 likes
      2. Social Justice Rogue ‏@SJRogue Jun 20

        @30AcreFortress @rejectedjokes I regret that the genius of this reply will undoubtedly not get the recognition it deserves

        0 retweets 2 likes
    1. shealyndj ‏@ShealynDJ Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes and serve all those jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches to people

      0 retweets 3 likes
    2. Daniel Walters ‏@danieltwalters Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes Not to mention chasing Mario through the desert on weekends.

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Jame Ortega ‏@jamestweets Jun 20 Los Angeles, CA

      @rejectedjokes slow down raisin bran

      0 retweets 1 like
    4.  ⚡️ summer finn  ⚡️ ‏@jackantonoffs Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes was the caps on the first one overkill?

      0 retweets 1 like
    5. Jason Burless™ ‏@phatlip32 Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes because the sun eats Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwichespic.twitter.com/44Ed85czs0

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    6. Reemo D ‏@Reemo007 Jun 22

      @rejectedjokes @jenniferbeals lol good one.

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    7. Michelle ‏@MissHellTX Jun 22

      @rejectedjokes @jenniferbeals Holy crap, hadn't thought about that in YEARS! #ImSoOld

      0 retweets 0 likes
    8. Gabriel Miller ‏@letstacoabouit Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes he gets up really early in the morning.

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    9. Randy Busch ‏@busch_randy Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes Outsourcing.

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    10. Social Justice Rogue ‏@SJRogue Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes There are an awful lot of yellow stars in this galaxy that could be body doubles for our sun, IJS

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    11. Christian ‏@ChristianVollma Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes I can't eat a god damn raisin??!

      0 retweets 0 likes
    12. Jason Reagan ‏@JasonPReagan Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes scientists call this the Kellogg Effect. Sofar, the phenomena remains a mystery. I'm not saying it's aliens. But ... aliens

      0 retweets 0 likes
    13. The Rant Pack ‏@theRANTpackSD Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes I'm saying...#OverAchiever #FuckItsHOT

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    14. Chuck Huffman ‏@CRHuffman Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes I liked it better when you shouted it. :-)

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    15. The Opinion ‏@TheOpinion4444 Jun 20

      @rejectedjokes that's one of the great mystery of the world, that could never be solved.

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    16. mariela ‏@2015Lascia Jun 22

      @rejectedjokes @jenniferbeals slow down raisin bran

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