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@rejectedjokes @jrdync Dasani song > diarrhea song
Came up with a new slogan- "When you're at the airport and you have no choice. Dasani."
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@rejectedjokes didn't I see you drinking Arrowhead on Sunday -
@rejectedjokes he's too good for water fountains@mjcule#whiteprivileged -
@rejectedjokes This speaks to my soul. I had such rage over being forced to buy Dasani last time I flew that I caved and bought Perrier! -
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@rejectedjokes is this supposed to be sung in the tune to that's amore - Show more
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@rejectedjokes it's so robust. You know, for water. -
@rejectedjokes am I missing something? What's wrong with Dasani? -
@rejectedjokes the fact that most airports don't carry diet mt. dew is a travesty! -
@rejectedjokes Dasani. If you like the taste of dirt. -
@rejectedjokes@JohnTheCho Like terrible fiction. -
@rejectedjokes Came up with a new slogan- "When you're at the airport and you have a choice. Toilet water Or Dasani? Toilet water is free! -
@rejectedjokes thats like my slogan for@Chilis. Chilis. Fine, whatever. -
@rejectedjokes@amandacstein Dasani: the municipal tap water at is best -
@rejectedjokes More like Ice Mountain with the plastic tab around the cap that always breaks.pic.twitter.com/1AWpbBKPip
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@rejectedjokes I only drink Intelligent Water. -
@rejectedjokes Dasani, for when you can't afford Fiji water
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