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Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde on House of Lies, Randy on RC9GN, UCB Theatre performer, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast. IG/Snapchat- Rejectedjokes

Joined March 2009
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    Ben Schwartz Verified account ‏@rejectedjokes Apr 25

    I wonder if the sun actually eats Raisin Bran or if it does the ads just for the money.

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      1. Alexis Kleinman ‏@alexiskleinman Apr 25

        @rejectedjokes @AnthonyBLSmith r u the one who's attracted to the raisin bran sun? i don't remember

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    1. agnes ‏@so_optimistisch Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes the proof is in the smiii-iiile

      0 retweets 4 likes
    2. Frambler B Scrambler ‏@FrambsScrambler Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes The proof is in the smiiiillllleeeee

      0 retweets 3 likes
    3. Riley ‏@rimcki Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes One of these days the sun will consume everything, including Raisin Bran.

      0 retweets 2 likes
    4. Linda Streny ‏@LStreny Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes @marinarachael My bet is the money. 💖 😊 #FallonTonight

      0 retweets 1 like
    5. Richard Van Holst ‏@punnymanrich Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes For the money of course.

      0 retweets 1 like
    6. Tweeterville ‏@MrDiggler7 Apr 25 Missouri, USA

      @rejectedjokes @twschwa Sellout sun.

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    7. JMoring ‏@beingJMoring Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes Um Suns do not have digestive systems so is purely for greed

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    8. Jess ‏@JessnPacNW Apr 28

      @rejectedjokes bahahahahah

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    9. Brooke Arent ‏@Brookebva Apr 27

      @rejectedjokes he's not that kinda guy. He doesn't have a Trump bone in his body. Maybe that's why he's so bright?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    10. Raisin Bran ‏@raisinbran_012 Apr 26

      @rejectedjokes actually eats it

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    11. Joanna Stevens ‏@jojoannanana Apr 26

      @rejectedjokes Hubs&I finally watched that video of harris reading the notes frm his phone, thx4 rec ... &parks&rechttps://goo.gl/yAAz0s 

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    12. Tad Mich ©₩§¤ ‏@IndieTadeusz Apr 26 Franklin Farm, VA

      @rejectedjokes and if so does the sun complain if he cant get a god damn raisan on his break between shooting commercials

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    13. Jen willis ‏@Jendwillis Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes obviously for the cash-who likes raisins

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    14. ThePessimistOptimist ‏@PessOpti Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes cries into a bowl of lucky charms he can only eat in his bedroom so no one can see.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    15. C. Collins ‏@winkforpink Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes @brandtchristy you tell me.

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    16. jackie mastronicola ‏@jackie_m90 Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes the proof is in the smile

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    17. Mrs. RejectedJokes ‏@thebestyounvr Apr 25

      @rejectedjokes Snap crackle and pop had a better deal

      0 retweets 0 likes

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