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@rejectedjokes Your Twitter handle has never been more appropriate.

@rejectedjokes Lasts 10 seconds and then goes away forever?

@rejectedjokes good rhyme

@rejectedjokes I feel like there's a missed opportunity in here somewhere

@rejectedjokes neither instagram nor snap chat :(

@rejectedjokes Harsh, man. Harsh.

@rejectedjokes Congrats on your 500 tweet! https://favstar.fm/t/715565818264690688 …https://twitter.com/rejectedjokes/status/715565818264690688 …

@rejectedjokes bad rap bad rap bad rap

@rejectedjokes you had every opportunity to make this rhyme, and yet….

"@rejectedjokes: She's an Instagram in the streets but a snapchat in the bed."

@rejectedjokes she comes and goes before you can really get a good look at her?

@rejectedjokes and a Polaroid SLR 680 in church

@rejectedjokes she's a parascope in the streets... No really, Mom and dad, I'm dating a literal parascope. #IDontKnowWhatThatMeans

@rejectedjokes so manufactured in every way possible?

@rejectedjokes That's usually a guys problem, no?

@rejectedjokes *seats

@rejectedjokes shes a Fenton Crackshell in the streets but a Gizmoduck when we're having sex