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@rejectedjokes

Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde on House of Lies, Randy on RC9GN, UCB Theatre performer, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast. IG/Snapchat- Rejectedjokes

Joined March 2009
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    Ben Schwartz Verified account ‏@rejectedjokes Mar 28

    "I could forget this...for the right price." -An elephant

    • Retweets 178
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    • Queen Brei Lil Funyuns Maddie \PHaT RAt Brīttnëy F. Pôrtløck thatwavybrasilian Rebecca K Olivia R. Emily Kay Neurotic Workaholic
    10:09 AM - 28 Mar 2016
    178 retweets 707 likes
    1. Troppiganda ‏@JeffTropp Mar 28

      @rejectedjokes "I'm going to forget this.. For free" -Goldfish

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    2. Ash Cohn ‏@AshCohn Mar 28

      @rejectedjokes @RaffiLeicht genius

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    3. Favstar Bot ‏@Favstar_Bot Mar 28

      Favstar Bot Retweeted Ben Schwartz

      @rejectedjokes Congrats on your 500❤️ tweet! https://favstar.fm/t/714499688720773121 …https://twitter.com/rejectedjokes/status/714499688720773121 …

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      "I could forget this...for the right price." -An elephant
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    4. Favstar Bot ‏@Favstar_Bot Mar 28

      Favstar Bot Retweeted Ben Schwartz

      @rejectedjokes Congrats on your 250❤️ tweet! https://favstar.fm/t/714499688720773121 …https://twitter.com/rejectedjokes/status/714499688720773121 …

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      "I could forget this...for the right price." -An elephant
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    5. Andrew Hess ‏@AndrewHess77 Mar 28

      @rejectedjokes Here is my offer; peanuts.

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    6. courtney ‏@courtandthecity Mar 30

      @rejectedjokes @shannonkaras_

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    7. Josh Peatfield ‏@J_Peats Mar 28

      @rejectedjokes make this movie

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    8. Matt Wiseman ‏@mattwise2 Mar 28

      @rejectedjokes Man, the circus always bummed me out as a kid, cuz I'd think "those elephants def don't want to be here." Also: whips

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