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    1. Lin-Manuel Miranda‏Verified account @Lin_Manuel 13 Dec 2018

      Lin-Manuel Miranda Retweeted billy eichner

      EXCUSE ME ARE YOU HAPPY?https://twitter.com/billyeichner/status/1073250437204037632 …

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      billy eichnerVerified account @billyeichner
      HERE IT IS!!!! New BILLY ON THE STREET with @Lin_Manuel!!!! Watch Lin and I hit the street to find out if ANYBODY IS HAPPY. pic.twitter.com/QbmScrH1qo
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      Ben Schwartz‏Verified account @rejectedjokes 13 Dec 2018
      Replying to @Lin_Manuel

      “Sir don’t be sad it’s Lin-Manuel Miranda he tweeted a shout out to libraries.” This video made me so happy. @billyeichner @Lin_Manuel

      8:50 am - 13 Dec 2018
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      • Jessie🎨 Laura Jennifer N. Tremblay MJV, Pharm.D jamiestreck Adi⭐️⭐️ Emily Guidroz helene🍋 Hector Sanchez
      8 replies . 29 retweets 1,244 likes
        1. wybie‏ @itssssssgibbbuh 13 Dec 2018
          Replying to @rejectedjokes @Lin_Manuel @billyeichner

          my favorite was "YOU TELL HIM BITCH"

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        1. TraVit‏ @travit 13 Dec 2018
          Replying to @rejectedjokes @Lin_Manuel @billyeichner

          As a librarian.,this should have been my favorite part, and it was until there a Garfield fan art selfie.

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        1. Erika With a K, Overeducated Before It Was Cool  🌻‏ @badbuddhist01 13 Dec 2018
          Replying to @rejectedjokes @Lin_Manuel @billyeichner

          That was my favorite part of the video! #libraries4evah

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        1. Team Pacey‍ 🐾‏ @emkay_r2 13 Dec 2018
          Replying to @rejectedjokes @Lin_Manuel @billyeichner

          Made me so happy, I’m embarrassed, how happy! Love is love is love is 💕

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        1. Hot Takes & Pancakes - 3/5 slots open‏ @chairhair22 13 Dec 2018
          Replying to @rejectedjokes @Lin_Manuel @billyeichner

          THEN MAKE A THREAD 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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        1. Yeager (kill your heroes)‏ @yeagersa 13 Dec 2018
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        1. Margaret Levine‏ @MargaretLevin14 13 Dec 2018
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          yes...LIBRARIES....

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