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    Ben Schwartz‏Verified account @rejectedjokes 24 Aug 2018

    I got to do an impromptu interview with Larry King (@kingsthings) and ask him whatever I wanted for 10 minutes. We talked about some real life stuff. If you have ten minutes and want to hear a legend do the answering instead of asking, here's the link.https://youtu.be/1514G551PWQ 

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      1. Death ACAB for Cutie‏ @PlaidHeart 24 Aug 2018
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        You probably went deep and all I'd ask about are his shoulders

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      1. ellie‏ @luckswifey_ 24 Aug 2018
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        ofc I want it

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      1. Kevin Brackett‏ @KevinRBrackett 24 Aug 2018
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        I think we just found the new host of Larry King Live.

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      1. brian‏ @bshawesome 24 Aug 2018
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        This is so good.

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      1. Gareth W‏ @garygoodguy 24 Aug 2018
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        This was awesome

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      1. Nancy Sobel‏ @nancysobel 24 Aug 2018
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        You did a great job. Would love to see you host a talk show some time in the future~ maybe Larry will pass the torch to you!

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      1. Art Fern‏ @monologuefern 24 Aug 2018
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        This is so cool. Great job Ben. Long live the King.

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      1. Patrick Countryman‏ @mrPcountry 24 Aug 2018
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        This is amazing.

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      1. 𝔐𝔢𝔤‏ @Morbsy 24 Aug 2018
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        Wow I really loved this. 🙌🏻

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      1. brett mcCraybe‏ @ughBrett 26 Aug 2018
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        I think we just found the new host of Larry King Now.

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