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Ben Schwartz
@rejectedjokes
Out now: Sonic 2. The Afterparty. Coming soon: Renfield, Sonic 3 & a whole bunch more. Get tix for Ben Schwartz & Friends improv shows at RejectedJokes.com.
Los Angeles, CARejectedJokes.comJoined March 2009
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This chain has been so helpful. Seeing a lot of
@GE_Appliances
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recs. Also people have problems with the same 2 brands. And waiting till Labor Day sounds smart for deals. I had someone check what’s up but the parts cost 3/4 as much as buying new.
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Refrigerator. Washer. Dryer. They’re all deciding to break at the same time in my home like a weird electronic revolution. Any wonderful recs for replacements? What’s the easiest way to get this done smooooooooothly?
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Refrigerator. Washer. Dryer. They’re all deciding to break at the same time in my home like a weird electronic revolution. Any wonderful recs for replacements? What’s the easiest way to get this done smooooooooothly?
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Loved the ILM docuseries on Disneyplus. If you haven’t seen Light & Magic or the Imagineering story docuseries prepare to get your mind blown and feel completely inspired.
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Went into this wonderful store in Harwich and they had a bunch of my old books I wrote with Amanda McCall. Signed them all if you are in Cape Cod and want to grab one. Unsure how many are left but super cute store regardless. Also, yes I bought a Close Encounters vinyl.
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So psyched to get a surprise visit from esteemed author Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes tonight at our store. Ben was kind enough to sign copies of two of our all-time fav books-- "Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals" and "Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back." Signed copies available now!
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Ben Schwartz
@rejectedjokes
For National Tell A Joke Day, I got to tell jokes with the incredible #MDA National Ambassador Ethan LyBrand!
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It's #NationalTellAJokeDay, and #MDA National Ambassador Ethan LyBrand is joined by his favorite comedian, Ben Schwartz! This duo is guaranteed to make you smile. Show them some love by donating: mda.org/donate #JokeOfTheDay Thanks to our special guest, @rejectedjokes!
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Saw
@birbigs
perform The Old Man & the Pool in LA tonight and absolutely loved it. I remain blown away by his storytelling. So funny, so intimate, so much heart. ❤️
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🚨ATLANTA!🚨 BEN SCHWARTZ & FRIENDS IS COMING TO YOU ON 9/17/22 FOR A FULLY IMPROVISED SHOW!!! Artist presale goes up tomorrow with a password. I'll tweet the show link and the password right here at 10am EST. Can't wait to do some make 'em ups for you all!
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Blu-ray with all sorts of goodies comes out today! #SonicMovie2
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Sonic the Hedgehog
@SonicMovie
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The blue blur is back...on Blu-ray! Bring home #SonicMovie2 on 4K Ultra HD & Blu-ray, featuring a new animated short, deleted & extended scenes, outtakes, and more! Get it now: paramnt.us/Sonic2WatchAtH
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My goodness did I enjoy #PreyMovie.
@DannyTRS
absolutely crushed it. Can’t wait to see what he has up his sleeve next. Look at all the wonderful things he has created. And can’t wait for
@hollywoodben
to produce the hell out of what’s next. Huge congrats to everyone on the movie!
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The new Rise of the
@TMNT
movie came out today on
@netflix
where I play Leo for what might be the last time.
@ScottAukerman
&
@shaundiston
have a podcast about TMNT movies. This was inevitable.
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@ScottAukerman
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It’s a new ep of WE’VE GOT TO STOP TALKIN’ TMNT ON CBB! “Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie” just came out today, so Sprague & I knew we had to reunite! This episode, we’re joined by one of the stars of the film, @rejectedjokes! CBBWorld.com
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My aunt Edye who is a great musician turned me on to
@lakestreetdive
years ago. And now they’re covering one of my favorite
@TheBonnieRaitt
songs, an artist my family and I listened to and adored since forever. The whole thing is just great. Music is great.
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Lake Street Dive
@lakestreetdive
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10 years ago we released our cover of “I Want You Back” by The Jackson 5, and today, from the very same spot, we share with you a live version of our newest cover “Nick of Time” by @TheBonnieRaitt. Call us sentimental, but it just seemed fitting 😇 found.ee/LakeStreetDive
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I voice a guinea pig named Mark in this movie and got to play with Happy Anniversary director
@jaredstern
again! The voice cast is bonkers-
@TheRock
@KevinHart4real
@johnkrasinski
, Keanu Reeves & so many more. Dogs, guinnea pigs, super powers, oh my- OUT TODAY!
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Dwayne Johnson
@TheRock
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Word is out 👊🏾🏆 TOP critics are loving #DCSuperPets! I’m grateful for all the family excitement - all ages will LOVE this one! IN THEATERS TONIGHT!🍿🎬🌍 Tix: bit.ly/SPetsTix 🚨MY DC FANS 🚨 stay through the end credits for a SURPRISE CODA⚡️⚡️⚡️😉 @SevenBucksProd
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Thank you DC. That was so much fun. We loved getting on stage and making up stuff for you. You were amazing. And thank you Britt for this beautiful piece! Each letter is a different project! Boston, my friends and I will see you in 16 hours for a totally new improvised show.
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