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@reitoeii

Molten to the Core.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Apr 2014

    Porn is not like software. If you don't like what's out there, you can't just make it yourself.

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  2. 31 May 2019

    Blindsight was fantastic. Read in the desert for some extra oomph.

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  3. 25 May 2019

    Yeah, equality and sustainability are important, but the real travesty is that we still don’t have a teapot that doesn’t dribble or leak everywhere. What are we even doing here?

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  4. 23 May 2019

    Halfway through a Darkling Sea and I can’t wait for the lobster people to tear everyone else apart.

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  5. 23 May 2019

    In a normal game I’ve either already won a cultural victory long before this point or going for another victory type altogether, but since I’m here...

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  6. 21 May 2019

    Every clickbait article ever: “You’ll never guess how...!” Me: Well, that’s awfully goddam presumptuous of you.

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  7. 19 May 2019

    Time for some variation names! I spend way too much time naming my variations, as you can see.

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  8. 17 May 2019

    SubZero in his Mk11 intro with the frozen skull and spine like some kind of human lollipop 🤣

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  9. 29 Apr 2019

    Why did no one tell me I could have Commander Shepard be my announcer? This changes everything.

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  10. 26 Apr 2019

    I absolutely love the new, more offensive Subzero in MK11. Current internet outrage aside (like most internet outrages it has been blown out of all proportion to the actual evil involved), the actual fighting game parts are the best it’s ever been.

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  11. 21 Apr 2019

    The Sony menu item for finding cat eyes is “Animal AF”.

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  12. 25 Feb 2019

    Chrysalism (n) -- the amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.

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  13. 22 Feb 2019

    Part of the reason I play Civ6 is to enact “alternate history porn.” For example, here’s a Dido domination victory with all ancient/classical empires in a battle royale. Very satisfying. Roma delenda est.

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  14. 17 Feb 2019

    I made a Panama Canal in the proud traditional Hungarian city of ... er...

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  15. 14 Feb 2019

    Queen Christina: Matthias! A fellow bibliophile! Friends? Me (Matthias): Sorry, Chrissy. I cannot, for you are not a busty Italian dame. Also your capital is in the way. Her: Of what? Me: My destiny.

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  16. 12 Feb 2019

    Randomly stumbled on a thing I wrote 5 years ago. It was... okay, actually. Not incredibly cringe-y or anything. Hardly transcendant, but palatable. Which only goes to prove how low my standards have fucking dropped, fam.

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  17. 5 Feb 2019

    Ah, the pig. The tastiest of the lunar animals.

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  18. 28 Jan 2019

    “To partake of the stone’s endless destiny, is that not the meaning of adornment? ...At our noblest, we announce to the darkness that we will not be diminished by the brevity of our lives....”

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  19. 21 Jan 2019

    A big shadow cast by a tiny tree.

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  20. 21 Jan 2019

    When life gives you trains, rob 'em.

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  21. Retweeted
    20 Jan 2019

    Hurt?

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