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Reese Waters
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Shocked to hear the news of Tori Bowie’s passing. One of the bright American lights in an era of Jamaican sprinting dominance. And always carried herself with the highest level of grace. Rest in Peace
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The Titans, who just picked their QB of the future, made one of best deals in sports business history this week.
They will receive $1.26 BILLION of public financing for a new stadium. It's the best stadium deal...ever.
NFL owner business plan: socialize cost, privatize profit.
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No once you are wrong you can never change your mind and admit it, you go straight to wrong prison and STAY THERE
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Group narration might be the new wave. Sir David Attenborough has 24 hrs to respond.
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When I hear about Carolyn Bryant’s death, I think about the profound unfairness of it all. Her shameful lies and continual cowardice caused a young Black boy, Emmett Till, to lose his precious life through state-sponsored White supremacist terrorism. Then she lived a full life.
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Jerry Springer was so hot in the 90’s, I risked expulsion sneaking a campsite television into my high school dorm (which was forbidden) to watch it. Rest in Peace….
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They dropped that Tucker Carlson/Don Lemon news to distract yall from the real truth, Bed Bath & Beyond coupons expire Wednesday. Stay Woke.
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“When even the opponents failed to score, Maguire would score for them” - Ghana’s Parliament 😂
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I hear those champagne bottles popping all the way up here in Philly
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What’s the most perfect hook you’ve ever heard in music ?
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Kim Mulkey assures her victorious players if they are ever in trouble in life, she will not be there for them
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The Wizards really ruined a great jersey season this year by not being competitive. The 25 year original Wizard and the Cherry Blossom jerseys are top tier and they won’t get a sniff of a National tv, playoff, nor play-in game.
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Put your hands up man
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What is it about a wafflemaker at hotels? I don't know anybody with a wafflemaker at their house. I don't know anybody who even talks about waffles. But put a wafflemaker at a hotel and there are 46 people waiting in line to get to it. Stop lying. We don't love waffles like that.
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Now why they cutting up to Ciara’s Promise like this?? 🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾
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Narrator: "It's both."
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It's not that people don't want to go back to the office.
It's that people don't want to commute.
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men will literally try to smell like a natural hazard instead of going to therapy
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I need Jon Jones vs Francis. Octagon. Parking Lot. Waffle House. I don't care. Make it happen #UFC285
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Props to Valentina Shevchenko who took the loss like a G. A real CHAMP. Cause Lord knows I woulda left like #UFC285
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"So, even though Cody is Dusty's ACTUAL son, Roman is like the son he never had. It's a story as old as time - I can't wait to see how it all plays out at Wrestlemania... I can go into more detail if you want..."
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Pistol Pete played 3 varsity seasons, Antoine Davis played 5... these two things aren't the same
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PISTOL PETE'S RECORD SURVIVES
Antoine Davis falls 4 points short of breaking the NCAA all-time scoring record, finishing with 22 in his final game 
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Bryan Cranston said what Black people been knew and have been truth to tell y’all since the phrase Make America Great Again was first uttered (and a direct racist response to an African American president)
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