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    Feb 18

    Looking for your favorite Reductress headlines in a podcast? Subscribe to The Reductress Minute now to be the first to listen:

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Thin Eyebrows Are Back! Haha JK, But You Freaked Out For A Sec Didn’t You?

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  3. 3 hours ago

    How I Found the Perfect Pair of Shorts By Chanting ‘Thick Thighs Save Lives’ in Front of a Mirror:

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  4. 4 hours ago

    JUST IN TIME FOR HOT: The "Weed Mom" Unisex Tee from Shop Reductress:

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  5. 4 hours ago

    Annie Upset After Not Being Invited To Thing She Didn’t Want To Go To:

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  6. 5 hours ago

    Annie Upset After Not Being Invited To Thing She Didn’t Want To Go To:

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  7. 5 hours ago

    Listen to Patti Harrison () read "Fuckboy Blossoms into Fuckman" on this week's Reductress Minute:

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  8. 5 hours ago

    Listen to Mara Wilson () read "Is He Into You, Or Just Trying to Get You to Join the Democratic Socialists" on this week's Reductress Minute:

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  9. 5 hours ago

    This New Podcast Will Blow the Lid off Your Butt:

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  10. 5 hours ago

    Woman Shatters Previous Record During Sunday Night’s Lotion Application:

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  11. 5 hours ago

    Wow! This Woman Won’t Pursue Anything Unless She’s Perfect At It On the First Try:

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  12. 6 hours ago

    Woman Really Believes His Sexuality Is The Only Thing Standing Between Her and Antoni:

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  13. 7 hours ago

    Friend in New Relationship Talking About Sex Like No One Has Ever Had It:

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  14. 8 hours ago

    Man Who Graduated College Two Years Ago Already Looks Like Middle-Aged Dad:

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  15. 9 hours ago

    Black Woman Totally Sucking the Fun Out of Conversation Demonizing Her Entire Race:

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  16. 10 hours ago

    Fuckboy Ghost Still Won’t Cross Over For Girlfriend:

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  17. 11 hours ago

    How to Be Impressed by The Little Things He Does Because He Definitely Won’t Do Big Things:

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  18. 12 hours ago

    True Ally? This Male Feminist Only Takes Credit For His MALE Coworkers’ Ideas:

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  19. 12 hours ago

    6 Cute Pixie Cuts That Will Make Your Co-Workers Call You "Brave"

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  20. 14 hours ago

    4 Pairs of Keds That Say, ‘I’m Actually Worried About Nothing!’

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    15 hours ago

    The Reductress Minute () crams a week’s worth of satire into a 20-minute capsule

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