Red Sky At Night

@redskyatnight

‘Not wrong’ - JK Rowling. ‘Confused worker’ - Daily Mail. ‘Pretentious lefty bookworm’ - some twat off The X Factor.

England, United Kingdom
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  1. Fastnålad Tweet
    24 juni 2017

    I'll just open the blinds and see what - JESUS CHRIST

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  2. för 30 minuter sedan

    People who say ‘debate me’ are the same people who think ‘bias’ and ‘cliché’ are adjectives.

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  3. för 31 minuter sedan

    Also, the actual phrase ‘debate me’ is irritating because it’s wrong. It’s the subject that you ‘debate’, not your opponent. You debate the subject; you debate WITH the opponent.

    "Debate me" is something a dumbass nerd says. Debates have winners, losers, and points. Sounds like a game. Sounds like you're trying to challenge someone to a game, you "I'll kick your butt at Nintendo," Millhouse-ass piece of shit
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  4. för 6 timmar sedan

    “Jenny and Malcolm have been friends and neighbours for 30 years, but as Jenny has begun to suffer from [any slow progressively awful disease here] they reflect on-“ PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

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  5. för 6 timmar sedan

    I get the impression R4’s The Listening Project is meant to be quietly life-affirming but 99% of the time I find it unbelievably depressing.

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  6. Retweetade
    för 6 timmar sedan

    Gyles Brandeth's fraudulent Fozzie Bear is the scandal we all deserve.

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  7. för 7 timmar sedan

    Hmm, why would a former managing editor of The Sun be in favour of ignoring the most unpleasant phases of people’s careers, I wonder?

    Let’s only think about Rowan Atkinson in connection with Blackadder until further notice. We’ll all be much happier if we do.
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  8. Retweetade
    för 7 timmar sedan

    me listening to ur shitty opinions.

    Frederick William Elwell (1870–1958) 'In a Bar' 1943 ❤️
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  9. Retweetade
    för 8 timmar sedan

    It’s Friday night and time for another round of NAME THAT GOON: which renowned bellend is this tweeter (quite rightly) lambasting?

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  10. för 8 timmar sedan

    In his 90s my grandad used to stockpile tabloids in advance of snowy weather in case he couldn’t get out to the shop, because he didn’t want to left without at least one daily crossword. He didn’t stockpile food, just puzzles.

    Man celebrating 105th birthday has done Mirror crossword every day for 80 years
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  11. Retweetade
    för 11 timmar sedan

    Wrote first novel to get revenge on crappy ex. Thirty four novels in I can’t even remember his surname ☺️☺️☺️👍👍👍

    Hey Twitter, tell me about a thing you've accomplished when you were purely motivated by spite.
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  12. för 9 timmar sedan

    I had some of my hair shaved off. @ Prestwich

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  13. för 9 timmar sedan

    This is the sort of thing that led to a court giving your missus full custody, mate

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  14. för 10 timmar sedan

    I am puritanical about this *purse-lipped stern cockney nan face*

    Swearing in front of kids deemed acceptable by more than half of parents in poll
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  15. för 10 timmar sedan

    Same

    Bloody cheap. Bloody smelly.
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  16. Retweetade
    för 13 timmar sedan

    Could this be the greatest ever entry in Pseuds Corner?

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  17. för 14 timmar sedan

    Similarly, if I congratulate someone for reaching their goal at Slimming World, it doesn’t mean I think there’s anything wrong with being fat. If I say someone’s natural grey hair looks nice, I’m not implying there’s anything wrong with you dyeing yours.

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  18. för 14 timmar sedan

    Oh, give it a rest. Why do some people think that every bit of praise for someone is an implied criticism of someone else? He expressed his love and pride for his own partner. That’s it. He doesn’t give a shit whether you had an epidural, because not everything is about you.

    Harry Kane praised his fiancée for having a drug-free birth. But a natural birth shouldn't be seen as a badge of honour, says :
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  19. Retweetade
    för 17 timmar sedan

    COMEDIANS: no comedian would defend Boris Johnson’s comments. MR. BEAN: hold my beer oh no the beer spilled while I was passing it to you there is beer everywhere I have slipped in the beer

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  20. Retweetade
    9 aug.

    Did you know that, in 1972, a CBC radio host held a contest to choose a Canadian national simile (à la “as American as apple pie”), and the winner they chose was “as Canadian as possible under the circumstances.” I love that so much. I love Canada.

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  21. Retweetade
    för 21 timmar sedan

    The absolute state of humans.

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