Jamie Keane

@RedOnWheels

back in the bay starting series-A life! formerly product and , gamer nerd, cycle geek, mother of puppywizards, misanthrope.

Mountain View, CA
Joined February 2009
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  1. Jun 8

    I appreciate measuring customer support effectiveness, but emailing me to rate a support rating email is probably overkill.

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  2. Jun 6

    Is this some hipster fixie handlebar command? Complete lack of steering mechanism would certainly be a downgrade…

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  3. Jun 3

    One last assembly day and outdoor space is complete! (Bonus points for the Pils I found at the market. 🍻🎉) Game on, CA summer!

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  4. May 29

    Woo! Outdoor space exists, before June! Just enough light for a celebratory/break-in dinner (complete with pink 🍷 because I can…)

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  5. May 29

    It's like tinker toys for adults! But with directions, so you don't end up with some 3-wheeled, 5-storied monstrosity of no practical value!

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  6. May 29

    I have a confession to make: I weirdly enjoy assembling IKEA furniture. A lot.

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  7. May 27

    Oh man, this is gonna be a bonus good holiday weekend thanks to and ! May have put one in the freezer already…

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  8. May 27

    I braved the depths of hell (Walmart), and emerged victorious (with plain hangers). Someone owes me.

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  9. May 26

    It's not that I can't hold my line... it's just that 3wks into bike commuting, I've decided optimizing for bump avoidance is more important.

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  10. Retweeted
    May 24

    How tf u catch a pigeon? Somebody snitching

    Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack
    345 replies 82,605 retweets 137,510 likes
  11. May 22

    Work clothes falling in sink and faucet activating definitely put a damper on the morning.

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  12. May 20
    Replying to

    Him: but if your husband's at work, he won't know if you don't go. Me: … *confirms pyrokinesis not working* *rides away*

    1 reply 2 likes
  13. May 20

    Random old guy: you riding alone? Where's your husband? Me: yep! He's working, so I'm getting in some solo miles. Pretty hot out, huh?

    1 reply
  14. May 18

    : don't run over sticks with bike. Good for flat avoidance... but also sometimes sticks are actually surprise snakes. 🐍

    3 replies 2 likes
  15. May 17

    Excited enough for a double post! ALL the parts came in, so new hardbutt bike build is finally starting!

    3 replies 3 likes
  16. May 17

    In other news… was still stellar food and drinks last night. Even acquired a new gin and tonic tasting punchlist!

  17. May 17
    Replying to

    Watched a group kill vibe of an entire restaurant last night. Staff knew it, patrons knew it. And no one could murder them. I could fix it!

    2 replies 1 like
  18. May 17
    Replying to

    Perfectly reasonable women transform into shrieking, entitled idiots, torturing the ears and brains of anyone they pass. Because... reasons?

    1 reply
  19. May 17

    May run for office on single issue platform: outlaw bachelorette parties. They're terrible for participants and anyone accidentally nearby.

    2 replies 1 like
  20. May 13

    Cashier: $51 please. Me: *hands 💳* Her, ~8sec later: Thank you, sir. *hands card to husband* *husband ☠️laughing*

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