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  1. May 15
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  2. May 15

    Backyard neighbor yells “DONALD TRUMP” and shoots bottle rockets at our house every time we are outside. ()

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  3. May 14
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  4. May 14

    I (21M) am convinced my (20F) wife’s pet rabbit thinks my wife is his mate, it is ruining our marriage

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  5. Retweeted
    May 14
    Replying to

    If I 🙋‍♂️ put spaghetti 🍝 up ⬆️ my urethra 🍆 🕳💦 how much hot 🔥 piss 💦 do I need to push out 😣😤🤤 before that long wet 💦 wheaty 🌾 boy 🍝 turns al dente 👌 👌

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  6. May 14
    Screenshot of a post from the relationship_advice subreddit titled: Boyfriend takes raw spaghetti to the washroom???

Text of post: Okay so, me and my boyfriend haven’t known each other the longest but I noticed he took a single raw spaghetti noodle with him into the washroom this Morning, and he refuses to tell me what he uses it for, but I am adamant to know where he takes this precious pasta and what is going on!! If anyone knows please let me know, so I can bust this case open. Thanks!!
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  7. Retweeted
    May 2

    eid mubarak! auntie gifs for everyone!

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  8. May 2

    tiktok from queer auntie

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  9. May 2

    feel free to reply with the auntiest of gifs from your family groupchats

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  10. May 2

    eid mubarak! auntie gifs for everyone!

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  11. Apr 26
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  12. Apr 26
    Comment by reddit user makerofpoordecision

I want to end it I’m like 90% sure but like i know he’s not a psycho he’s just not used to it?? But it fucked w me so much i AHHH

Edit: i also just remembered what my username is and it seems so fitting. This isnt even a throwaway
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  13. Apr 24
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  14. Apr 24

    I (28F) may have detected a cancerous lump on a guy (25M) I hooked up with.

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  15. Apr 24
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  16. Apr 24

    Instantly ended a 15 year friendship because his mask slipped and he accidentally let slip that he was waiting & hoping for my rock climbing husband to die

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  17. Apr 23

    I put multiple strawberries in my vag last night with my guy and now I’m stuck

    Screenshot of a post from the sex subreddit titled: I put multiple strawberries in my vag last night with my guy and now I’m stuck

Text of post: Me and my guy had a drunk night of doing a lot and one of the things was putting cold strawberries in my vagina during head (like the ice trick) it felt good but I drunkenly knocked out with it in me and woke up late for work and rushed here. I’m now currently at work hungover with like 3 strawberries in my vag and im just going on here to see if anyone has gone through this before and will the strawberries later dissolve somehow or do I need to keep trying to get it out myself
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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 18
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  19. Apr 18

    to white dudes in the replies caping for her

    a meme with jar jar binks from lego star wars

Text says:
SHUT

THE FUCK UP WHITE BOY
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  20. Apr 18

    i also want to know why a 24 year old indian dude thought dating a racist teenager was a good idea

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