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    relationships.txt‏ @redditships 12 Apr 2020

    I [26m] have never met a single other person who knows my girlfriend [31f] and it’s driving me crazypic.twitter.com/SbeAIFVZ5P

    5:47 AM - 12 Apr 2020
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      1. Nick Piers‏ @NickPiers 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @redditships

        I think the answer is obvious: she's a spy working undercover.

        1 reply 1 retweet 248 likes
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      2. Holly&Go‏ @hawkchick11 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @redditships

        I was leaning towards she doesn’t have friends, but the 2nd phone is weird

        6 replies 0 retweets 432 likes
      3. jason todd eats pussy‏ @LESBIANMIRANDA 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @hawkchick11 @redditships

        some people were suggesting she was using the 2nd phone to call the home phone and then talk to herself but i don't think it's that personally

        2 replies 1 retweet 139 likes
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      2. ‏ @mrdarcynook 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @redditships

        me, reading the headline: "huh?" me reading the entire thing:pic.twitter.com/P6AUcxYSAh

        1 reply 5 retweets 664 likes
      3. Badr Harhour‏ @BadrHarhour 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @mrdarcynook @redditships

        This image summarises 2020 perfectly to this point

        1 reply 2 retweets 129 likes
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      1. Josh Deane‏ @hackplant 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @redditships

        I’m sorry to break it to you but she’s imaginary.

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      2. Suki Zoë‏ @iamsukizoe 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @redditships

        Let me guess, she has 4 rooms upstairs you’re not allowed in?

        18 replies 13 retweets 3,935 likes
      3. Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone‏ @MegNumbers 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @iamsukizoe @redditships

        I really need some closure on that one.

        4 replies 0 retweets 204 likes
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      2. A-A-Ron‏ @SocRon_ 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @redditships

        Legit answer though: Witness Protection

        5 replies 1 retweet 726 likes
      3. Altaira Morbius‏ @Altair4_2381 12 Apr 2020
        Replying to @SocRon_ @_a_a_r_o_n___ @redditships

        But wouldn't she have gained friends in the past 4+ years that he could talk to/meet?

        2 replies 0 retweets 261 likes
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