I think the answer is obvious: she's a spy working undercover.
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I was leaning towards she doesn’t have friends, but the 2nd phone is weird
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some people were suggesting she was using the 2nd phone to call the home phone and then talk to herself but i don't think it's that personally
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me, reading the headline: "huh?" me reading the entire thing:pic.twitter.com/P6AUcxYSAh
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This image summarises 2020 perfectly to this point
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I’m sorry to break it to you but she’s imaginary.
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Let me guess, she has 4 rooms upstairs you’re not allowed in?
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I really need some closure on that one.
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Legit answer though: Witness Protection
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But wouldn't she have gained friends in the past 4+ years that he could talk to/meet?
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