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  1. 3 Jun 2020

    shut the fuck up, you nazi supporting pieces of absolute shit

    "As Snoos, we do not tolerate hate, racism, and violence, and while we have work to do to fight these on our platform, our values are clear." A letter from CEO Steve Huffman.
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  2. 20 May 2020

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  3. 11 May 2020

    VR porn and the Fleshlight Launch Stamina pack dramatically improved my stamina and the length of my erections during real life sex

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  4. 18 Sep 2019

    people were saying that I must not have any self respect to stay with and have sex with someone who was so unclean... But on the other hand, he really was the best boyfriend I’ve ever had,

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  5. 18 Sep 2019

    I tried to clarify that I WAS proud of him for showering every day but he just took it to be passive-aggressive and got so mad he called me an uptight bitch and took his coat and left the bedroom and slammed the door.

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  6. 18 Sep 2019

    Me: 22M who is an avid online gamer (4 hrs/day) Sister: 24F who disapproves of my goals

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  7. 11 Sep 2019

    TLDR Girl I like hates foreskin, I told her I'm circumsised. Considering getting a circumsision.

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  8. 9 Sep 2019

    He looked at me and said, “if I was going to murder someone, it would be you because I know where you live.”

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  9. 23 Aug 2019

    He literally saw him shit on top of her. Apparently After having sex a few times he would ask my sister to shit on him or have him poop on her.

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  10. 23 Aug 2019

    My wife threatens divorce over Nutella

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  11. 22 Aug 2019

    Kill him with fire, maybe?

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  12. 4 Aug 2019

    My husband refuses to consume dairy, not due to lactose intolerance or a moral opposition, but because he is afraid of his skeleton becoming too powerful and breaking out of his body.

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  13. 2 Aug 2019

    YOU'RE embarrassed? I'M the one who has to hide my erection now!

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  14. 30 Jul 2019

    Queso is serious business. But the fact that her husband can't tell the difference due to his immature palate is more of a reflection on him than on the queso.

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  15. Retweeted
    10 Jul 2019

    This is an r/relationships post from the SA peanut gallery thread because the original was deleted. You will not regret reading this one although you might scream. 🐀🐀🐀🐀

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    2 Apr 2019
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    Okay but

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  17. 16 Feb 2019

    we were trying to dirty talk and couldn't think of the word "clit" so instead he said "tiddly bit"

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  18. 24 Jan 2019

    Same.

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  19. 24 Dec 2018

    Unlike most boring and average people, I have many different ideas, not all of them are home run hard hitters.

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