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My stock of prepped and frozen meals is getting smaller and the stack of containers in the cupboard is getting too big.
Looks like I have to do a batch cook this weekend.
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The water heater has been replaced. Will probably have hot water some time tonight.
Also currently have a headache. Probably due to not enough sleep and all the crap of last night and today.
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Hot water heater go boom.
250L is actually quite a lot of water. Especially when it’s all over the floor.
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An important message for . About 25 Australians are trapped in Narita Airport due to cancelled Jetstar flight JQ0012. Due to Covid restrictions we’re not allowed to leave the airport or enter hotels. We have no food, water or bedding. We’d appreciate assistance.
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THE COLLINS ST FALCONS HAVE AN EGG! 😻
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So this morning… when we woke up and went into the lounge/kitchen we were greeted happily by the butcherbird. Who was stuck in the room.
Assuming it managed to get in through a slightly cracked window. But then couldn’t get out again.
Opened the door and it left but…
Help.
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Mum received one of those “hi mum” scam messages and thankfully rang me on the number she had for me to check in first.
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I’m not following it closely, but I find it funny how people were obsessed with how utterly devoted to each other Morticia and Gomez were and romanticised it as the perfect relationship until the exact second they stopped finding Gomez conventionally attractive.
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As if my life isn’t chaotic enough… a butcher bird has started COMING INTO MY HOUSE to steal the cat food.
My good bird, there are four cats that live here. Hence the food. This is dangerous.
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He will also be operating the cameras, managing the catering and validating parking
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Scott Morrison is holding a press conference in Sydney at 12.15pm1
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My thoughts are with Stephen Hall who gleefully thought he’d never have to play Scott Morrison in a sketch ever again. #MadAsHell
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It's now clear there were several other people in this photo.
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Another current media trend I'd have never predicted: Lots of people watching with the captions on because sound mixing is so shitty that you can't tell what people are saying, and instead of studios adjusting the audio, audiences gave up and started reading their shows instead.
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Hands up if you think golf courses should not be watered during a drought
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Person on skincare forum: “Hyperchlorous acid isn’t bleach!”
Also person on skincare forum: “it’s one of the oldest sanitisers we know of.”
You’re so close babe. So close.
(Ping because you’ll roll your eyes too)
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So I may have just found out that the reason I’m seeing Hellfire Club tshirts on people is because of Stranger Things and not because of a club night that ran in Sydney for 26 years.
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The secret shame of adding too many extras (veggies and tofu) to your Nissin noodles so you have to eat out of a mixing bowl 😅
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Was looking forward to a Bay Walk today so of course it’s rainy.
Can’t I just have the occasional nice thing?!
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We must change the Residential Tenancies Act.
I was a reference for an employee & the agent asked q’s like:
- Totally salary
- Do they come to work on time
- Are they hard working
These q’s are none of the agents business & no boss should have the power to spike where u live.
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Running a bit training session for colleagues this morning so of course my eyes have chosen today for an allergy attack
More toast? More toast.
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Would love to see some NRL players ‘stand down’ and refuse to play when their teammates are accused of raping women or domestic violence against their partners. Or doesn’t their ‘god’ mind a bit of that?
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I am absolutely devastated to report that watching *that* cut scene from Stray is just as upsetting when seeing it for the second, third,fourth and fifth times.
I’m going to be inconsolable when I actually play the game.
Today four separate real estate agents have ignored the no junk mail sign we have.
Anyone have any ideas on how either report them (if it’s possible) or how to highlight to them that their brochures are, in fact, junk mail?
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This week is brought to you by the letter C. For coffee. And also chaos.
Its show week. And my day job has gotten incredibly busy.
#nosleeptilbrooklyn
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This makes me feel physically nauseous. The person who maybe supposedly figured out a cause of Alzheimer’s may have purposefully altered data to support a false conclusion.
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I found out about Stray yesterday and it looks amazing. I really really want to play it even though I know some of the cut scenes will make me sob.
Can’t get it on Xbox (and I can’t get my hands on a PS5) though 😭
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Everybody who gives birth to a child is a birthing parent.
Some birthing parents are women and identify as mothers.
Some birthing parents are trans men or non binary folks, they may not identify as mothers.
But they are all birthing parents.
So let’s use language that includes.
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I’m a sucker for chaotically muddy festival pics but this is truly ratshit for the folks who put so much time and money into Splendour, the artists, and all those who have paid to travel there and support it. It’s been a shithouse time for local music/festivals. This would hurt.
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I’ve had two nights in a row of 1am bedtimes (no I’m not on leave, I’m working) and the neighbour is doing construction today.
Noise cancelling headphones on. There is not enough tea or coffee in the world for this.
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And the Heardle was pretty good too.
Does this mean I’m going to have a good day?!
#Heardle #148
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Posting my Wordle today because… well… look at it.
Wordle 398 2/6
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Oh….
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So the owner of the super yt yoga studio was behind the coffee machine at my fave local cafe this morning and I’m lowkey trying to figure out if she’s bought it.
None of the usual staff were there either.
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Angry woman asked me why I'm "wearing that piece of garbage on my face" and I said "because I love you and want you to be ok". It turns out telling angry strangers you love them makes them quiet. Mental note to self.
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There is not enough caffeine for the levels of fuckery that I have had to deal with today.
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“Pro-life”
JFC.
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