now its only the first born male. God isn't that mean after all ;)
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The Angel of Death is essentially a Roomba of Death.
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MY first-born male has about 4.5 hours to clean up the dirt clumps he dragged into the house or that lamb's blood is staying in the fridgepic.twitter.com/STgBTy8Elf
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cutest kid I've seen in awhile.
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See, I'm my dad's first born but not my mom's. Where the fuck do I stand in this?
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I think the rule is you have to be the firstborn son of a living person (male or female doesn't matter)
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Praise his kindness and generosity for not murdering my kids. Let's all worship him for this benevolent act.
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Dang! I always get the lamb & children confused.
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You say that like I don't do that every night.
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