I spend most of my time in a housecoat on the couch yelling "BUDDY!" everytime someone adds an ingredient I like on a cooking show.
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In the time it's taken you to read this many people in the world have died, probably no one you care about so don't worry. JFL New Faces, CBC, XM
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NEW EPISODE! 
@AlexSchmidty is joined by @rebeccareeds and @eliyudin for a look at why the North American Great Lakes are secretly incredibly fascinating.
LISTEN: linktr.ee/sifpod
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As an arm amputee every Halloween I get people who are like "You know what you should do? You should buy some ketchup 😏😏😏....and walk around scaring people....!!🤣🤣🤣"
So fuck it this year I'm finally gonna do it. I'm gonna walk around telling people the price of ketchup.
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My boy!!!! Go listen!!!!
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My new album PERFORMANCE REVIEW is out today!
Apparently Taylor Swift is also releasing an album today but I assure you my joke about emails is better than hers.
Give it a listen, and if you like it please share!
bit.ly/3BzfjHI
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Headlining the Laugh Lounge in Ottawa Thursday to Sunday this week. DM me for guest list!!!
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I have to make my bed every morning. Otherwise the open sheets call to me. A seasonal depression siren song.
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If I start a sentence with the word respectfully, prepare yourself for the most insulting shit you’ve ever heard in your life.
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50% of any home project is finding the thing I just put down
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So excited, my boy crushed this!!!
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Excited to announce that my new comedy album "Performance Review" will be available everywhere on October 21.
If you're on Spotify you can pre-save the album today to make sure you're notified when it's released:
bit.ly/3BzfjHI
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🤣🤣🤣 Who did this??? Because no.
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Every man I've ever danced with has accused me of leading.
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Saw a 90 year old woman give a lollipop to the bus driver and I don't think I'll ever recover. Most wholesome thing I've ever seen. 😭🍭😭🍭
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Ohhhhhh, so I'm really going to run Renaissance right into the ground eh?
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Woke up this morning to adorable criminals
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The ultimate compliment!!
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You ever see a podcaster in real life and they look nothing like they do when they're just a voice in your head? @rebeccareeds looks exactly like the voice in my head.
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When I quit my office job to do stand up full time I knew it would make me happier but had no idea how much. Writing jokes about that time helped a lot and I'm so excited to share them with you.
Get your tickets now for my live album recording July 19-20
bit.ly/3nDuJEk
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How DARE anyone try and interfere with this man's ass. twitter.com/HaterMuseBurne
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Just read the words: classy two seat outhouse. Brilliant.
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MONDAY! (tonight) live at
Just for Laughs Showcase at 8pm
Featuring @JohnnyMostyn Mark Little
comedybar.ca/shows/showcase
945 Bloor St W (at Ossington Station)
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I'm two women's recommendations away from buying any product at all times.
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We're celebrating #InternationalWomensDay on the #ComedyTheme tonight at 8pmET! is playin' tracks from , & more! Tonight's themes: online dating 📱, parents 👨👩👧 & fashion 👜! Tune to #JFLCanada, ch. 168, on !
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Glass cutting boards should be ILLEGAL
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"there are far more wizards in July", still can't crack this one.
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I just found out that brilliant Canadian comedian Matt Billon is dead at a perfect young age.
And we are still alive.
Meaning we have to follow him into death.
I've had to follow him before.
Bring your A game.
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My family decided not to do gifts this year and we are all fucking PUMPED
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Tonight’s the night! My first comedy album recording, and I’d be thrilled to see you there. Two shows, 7 & 9:30 at intimate art space Peach Berserk. Click the link for more info, and you can use the code “Local” for 50% off. I can’t friggen wait!
linktr.ee/HowlAndRoarRec
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Once every five years I cut a bag of milk open with a knife to remind myself it's a horrible idea.
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Princess Ashley is LIVE!
I'm playing N64 games for 24hrs to raise money for SickKids! Come on over and say hi!
twitch.tv/AshleyVersus
Donate here:
extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuse
Please RT!
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Stand up comedy is a trauma response
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“If we tax the rich, they’ll move somewhere else” good. GOOD. Did you miss that part about them not paying taxes. They are drains on society. Get em out of here
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These scammers are going in the wrong direction. I'm not calling you back for a free trip to... what's that? Jail? Yah, it's a pass on my end.
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Sometimes I forget I'm listing to a playlist I made and think: INCREDIBLE, EVERY SONG'S A BANGER!!!!
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AND LICK YOUR FINGERS!!!!! This is by far the best/worst pandemic sign I've seen so far.
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This one had some pretty sympathetic villains when you really get down to it. Come for the villains, stick around for referring to the Smithsonian as "the smart place"
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Audience Choice Month keeps going with WONDER WOMAN 1984! A movie where the 'villains' are a man who found the best loophole and got a little over his head and a woman who learns to stand up for herself. Oh and the hero does a sex crime.
link.chtbl.com/WonderWoman84
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NEW RULE: We can't call Canada's healthcare system "Universal Healthcare" until it actually IS universal (ie inclusive of pharmacare, dental care, eye care, long-term care, mental health, physiotherapy).
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I dreamt in script last night. Horrifying. So many spelling mistakes and no compelling characters.
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Just found out Twitter warns you if you retweet an article you haven't opened. Fantastic!
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Are you a @Realeugenelevy fan? What's his best movies? @rebeccareeds runs down 10 of the Canadian legend's films: cbc.ca/comedy/the-top
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