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Emperor Trumpatine Retweeted
I told you it would come to this. I was right. The Jedi are taking over! Don’t let them kill me!
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Wonderful to see Obi Wan Kenobi, who made big mistakes with Anakin and famously, that business on Cato Nemoidia, become in death more powerful than we can possibly imagine. Hope that happens to me someday. He made plenty of mistakes, but anyways, may he rest in peace!pic.twitter.com/39di213yoS
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I’ve been treated very unfairly, but the Dark Side is a pathway to many GREAT abilities — I have died before!pic.twitter.com/4ISfjh3VqT
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NO ONE’S EVER REALLY GONE!!!
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I have a Chancellor position that was stolen from me by the Jedi, in a very fraudulent way. No one is treated as badly as the Sith—Clone Troopers, I understand your frustration. You are very special! We love you! Do what must be done and we shall have peace!pic.twitter.com/SrMksiS79N
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...scared of discussing the possibility that it may just be Separatists (it may!). There could also have been a hit on our squabbling delegates in the Senate, which council should obviously be dissolved permanently, making it an even more corrupted embarrassment for the Republic.
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The Phantom Menace is far greater in the Fake Prophecy Jedi’s minds than in reality. I have achieved full peace on Naboo and everything is well under control. Sith, Sith, Sith is the priority chant when anything happens because Jedi are, for mostly “losing their power” reasons...
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I just want to stop Padmé from dying!
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At 10:00 P.M. Coruscant Standard Time, when he cut Qui-Gon in half, Darth Maul was at a 97% win in his Lightsaber battle against Obi-Wan with the so-called “bookies”.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise? He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power which, eventually of course, he did.
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@HoloNewsNetwork daytime is not watchable. In a class with the Fake Prophecy Jedi and New Republic News. Check out@RealFodeAndBeed and@lilanixo and others that are picking up the slack. Even a boring podrace, Ben Quadinaros and all, is better!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Ahsoka Tano is a failed Force user who couldn’t even “hack it” in the Jedi Order which is a much easier order to get into than the Sith. It is no wonder she “choked” and went back on her deal with Mando to train the Child. Sad!
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I TURNED LUKE TO THE DARK SIDE!
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Big Press Conference coming up at Hangar 3-5 Total Mechanics where I will be discussing how the Jedi are taking over! Watch!!pic.twitter.com/HMJZPYt1i5
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Look what you have made. As once I fell, so falls the last “Election”! Do not fear their feeble attack. NOTHING WILL STOP THE RETURN OF THE SITH!!
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To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret!
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@HamillHimself thinks that the Empire was defeated when in fact 3 episodes came after this and your favorite Emperor triumphantly returned! Has he become unhinged? I WON EMERGENCY POWERS BY A LANDSLIDE!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I LOVE DEMOCRACY, I LOVE THE REPUBLIC - EMERGENCY POWERS!
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I told you it would come to this. I was right. The Jedi are taking over! Don’t let them kill me!
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