Someday you will be 40 and having your first drink at 5, skip going out altogether, taking off your bra and staying on the sofa , drinking until 9 and in bed by 930. The future looks bright!
Okay WHO the FUCK decided it was cool to go out at like 10/11?? Why can’t we all just get drunk at like 8? Why do I have to get home at 2 AM instead of 12? Why can’t we all mutually agree to make the appropriate time to go out 2 hours earlier?
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That sounds horrible. I will singlehandedly keep party culture alive for everyone, no worries
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Story of my life. I’m right there with you. Stay strong hahah
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Fuck that. Start at 5 and be in bed by 10pic.twitter.com/wH5aEfvsSN
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Cause there's that one friend that says they'll be there at 8 and then doesn't show up till 10
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