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Michael Pena
@realmichaelpena
I used to work in a soap factory.
Joined September 2012
Michael Pena’s Tweets
Good fight between and @KSIOlajidebt I had Logan Paul winning. Ref with a two point deduction? That was insane!. #smh it was entertaining tho.
My son asked me where babies come from. I told him to ask his mom. She told him to ask me. This has been happening for five years now.
#AntMan is still in theaters and I heard some people think it's pretty neat.
Happy 4th everyone! Boy are we lucky to live in this country. #nevergofulltrump
We all thank for bringing out the warrior in tonight. You both won.
If you see six tweets in a row from anyone. Most likely they are sitting on a toilet.
We are having a bad year. I'm not talking politics. I'm talking Bowie and Prince dying in the same year!!!
I don't ask if she went shopping anymore. I ask her "how much money did WE save.?"
This is real America. Not thugs taking advantage of a peaceful protest and rioting
Ladies and gentlemen CHiPs will be released the 24th of March!!!! chipsmovie… instagram.com/p/BPJOYxvDZCs/
I've been making fun of this gluten-free craze. Then I go to the doctor and find out I,me, am allergic to gluten-free as well!!!
Politician and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason—Mark Twain.
Thank you all for those beautiful birthday wishes. But my birthday was the 13th!!!! Of January. Go watch #AntMan
This is amazing. I stopped drinking coffee and I saved 15% on my car insurance.
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
RIP David Bowie
I cried when I heard died today. Dead poet society was one of my favorite. I met the legend once. Once.
I'm not even a fan but that was a horrible call. Dez Bryant had clear possession. Awful rule.
Awesome!!!
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Marvel's #AntMan gets a sequel & more #Marvel Cinematic Phase 3 updates! bit.ly/1FZHDmS
I'm really having fun asking people in Beverly Hills with exotic cars if they are my uber driver? #tryitonce
Is this the first that fights someone in their prime? could change the odds.
“: Opens today!!! Cesar Chavez' "is a straightforward and inspiring account of a noble man." usat.ly/1gJmeRr”
I hate getting all political but I have to. Donuts should be served warm. #justsaying #justiceplease #pleasecare #imtalkingtoyou
New Years resolution for some. If you're gonna video the cops. Make sure to video criminals as well. #projectcleanup
Wow man that's awfully nice of you. I'm just really glad that people are liking the movie. #AntMan !!!
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.@AntMan was a lot of fun, @realmichaelpena steals the show. Other Marvel movies could learn from the contained/more personal action climax.
Paparazzi shot. Hard shoot but well worth it. and Brad Pitt
"That's gonna get a ton of likes!" Per the 80 year old woman talking about her selfie at a museum.
Prayers for the French. Love and peace. instagram.com/p/-DH_TnuKyo/
I think I look like the Mexican JJ Abrahams. instagram.com/p/BFEh9jnOK2W/
Instead of working on the new iPhone 6, why doesn't Apple work on a little something called battery life.
Thanks bro!!!
Can't believe Paul Walker passed away. Makes you appreciate life. #RIPPaulWalker
My flick Chavez open tomorrow!!!! Get tic and info here!!! bitly.com/chvzthtr
"When I'm bored, I text a random number and say, "I hid the body, what do you want me to do now?" #badbutfunny
Happy early New Years to everyone. Thanks for the support and to those who hated, you can keep hating as long as you keep watching.
I have to be honest. I didn't know if this would happen in my lifetime. Cubs win!
I'm so glad you said it first. twitter.com/daxshepard1/st
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My son said he counted to infinity twice.....in one day. #TheMostInterestingBabyInTheWorld No lie he really said that.
PRINCE as a point guard for Bryant high school. One of the best musicians ever. RIP brother. instagram.com/p/BEg0fgiOK-j/
I appreciate the nice article. Thank you! twitter.com/ripleysk/statu
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Thanks for the pic!“: HAPPY FATHERS DAY!! 😄You're the best!And good Job on raising an awesome kid ”
Bought two #endofwatch DVDs to sign and auction for charity. The guy at the register told me it was a really good movie then asked for ID.
might have lost last night but she's fought fighters in their prime. Unlike some fighters. #props
Last couple of days for #Furymovie. We had just a great group of misfits for a crew and we were lucky.
Thank you to all the Veterans for your service, sacrifices and all you have done for us! #VeteransDay
Explaining MLK Day to my 5yr old son and what he stood for. My son got extremely mad and said "WHY DID SKIN COLOR MATTER?!? I don't get it!"
RIP Mr. Palmer I'm glad I got to meet you sir.
Someone asked if I could take a picture. Of course! They handed me the camera. Selfie? "No can you take one of me and my wife?" I'm an idiot
New movie. Collateral beauty. Too many people to # instagram.com/p/BD2FMX0uK-4/
Happy Father's Day to all the guys that raised their kids the best they could. If you didn't then it's just another Sunday to you.
Official Trailer | GRACEPOINT | FOX BROADCASTING youtu.be/s9IWvbbZPZc
Been watching the Super Bowl and I haven't seen Peyton Manning yet.
A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.
I wonder how many people are asking "how do you not give the ball to Marshawn Lynch from the 1 yard line!?!" #superbowlmysteries
Budapest you've been great but I must now leave. Just like everyone knows, Ridley Scott is a genius. #TheMartian
Holy cow!!!! On Jeopardy today!!! #CesarChavez #sisepuede #doloreshuerta instagram.com/p/BFeprbOOKwE/
What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education?
Show was awesome!!“ from #AmericanHustle has join us for our celebration of TOTEM's premiere in #SantaMonica! ”
Sometimes you have to test your flexibility. #waroneveryone @alexanderskaragard instagram.com/p/BKJj5VPgJTD/
Got done with a camera test with on next flick! I'm so damn pumped!!
Be grateful for what you have. But also what you don't have. Like gonorrhoea.
