Lee Nelson  ON TOUR

@RealLeeNelson

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 7

    Why I’m probably now coming to your town…

    20 replies 36 retweets 117 likes
  2. 6 hours ago
    Replying to

    1 reply 14 retweets 142 likes
  3. 6 hours ago

    Incredible view from my tour dressing room

    5 replies 12 retweets 59 likes
  4. May 13

    Thank you Leicester for a night I'll never forget... No matter how hard I try! 😆

    15 replies 24 retweets 74 likes
  5. May 12

    Great night in Peterborough. Only one bloke died in the toilets.

    19 replies 29 retweets 105 likes
  6. May 12

    Big lesson learnt at my show last night. I need a selfie stick...

    5 replies 5 retweets 51 likes
  7. May 8

    My little boy's doing a school project on the election so Im being the best dad ever, Ive got him fake ID and a tash so he can actually vote

    1 reply 11 retweets 88 likes
  8. May 7

    Thanks for last night Chatam. Everything I was warned about you lot was true.

    11 replies 12 retweets 54 likes
  9. May 5

    Thank you Middlesbrough! What a bunch of legends. Not sure if anyone understood a word but I had a lot of fun.

    13 replies 31 retweets 114 likes
  10. May 5

    How can my girlfriend say I’m scared of commitment? I’ve just spent 32 hours straight with Call of Duty.

    4 replies 24 retweets 129 likes
  11. May 4

    Prince Philip announcing today that he's just going to be a racist in private

    1 reply 40 retweets 157 likes
  12. May 3

    Off to collect my grandad's pension...

    4 replies 7 retweets 83 likes
  13. Apr 30

    Another belter. Thanks Durham. 16 hour bike ride home now.

    15 replies 27 retweets 86 likes
  14. Apr 29

    I reckon I could have had both of them

    13 replies 42 retweets 238 likes
  15. Apr 21

    See you again tomorrow night Yeovil! Without Brian, Primo and Pete 👊🏼💥

    8 replies 5 retweets 27 likes
  16. Apr 20

    Love to Dave, Cam and the Icelandic mountain. Cheers Aldershot!

    14 replies 17 retweets 59 likes
  17. Apr 20

    Nigel Farage just confirmed he won't stand in June. Most people can't stand him now.

    5 replies 19 retweets 116 likes
  18. Apr 20

    I don't understand how is playing on the same day as me. I thought he makes love on Saturdays.

    6 replies 11 retweets 51 likes
  19. Apr 16

    Kids egg hunt today. Got the best ever hiding places.

    5 replies 162 retweets 383 likes
  20. Apr 14

    Happy Well Good Friday!

    5 replies 6 retweets 71 likes
  21. Apr 10

    School holidays, so long days to fill with the kids. I took my 5-year-old to the park this morning. I’ll pick him up tonight.

    8 replies 34 retweets 133 likes

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