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Not John Green
@realjohngreen
Twitter usernames are the ultimate dumpees. If you're looking for John Green, you can now find him over !
Joined September 2014
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“At some point, you just pull off , and it hurts, but then it's over and you're .”
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“Sometimes people don't understand the usernames they're making when they make them.”
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“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in your username. I like .”
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“It is so hard to change your Twitter username—until you change it. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.”
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"I changed my Twitter handle the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."
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