I met a father & son as they crossed over. They weren’t criminals. They were running from criminals. I hope they’re ok. Please share. #KeepFamilesTogether
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I’ll be posting a collection of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band images throughout the week to celebrate the kickoff of their new tour ! This portrait is from the first time I did a portrait of Bruce and photographed a full band rehearsal at Fort Monmouth in NJ , 1999 .
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My fondest memory ! 1995!
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Hey @realjeffreyross Jeffrey Ross Makes His Network TV Debut | Letterman youtu.be/x3DMSJ4JK7E via @YouTube
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The Rocky Mountains!!!
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Happy Birthday to our friend, the great 🎥 Bill Burr's Friends Who Kill which streaming on Produced by All Things Comedy! #ATCpresents #friendswhokill #daveattell
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Stay 💪🏽 Dennis
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Lost my best friend of 35 years Joe (right) at the end of December. We went to dozens of shows at @StressFactoryNJ over the years. What turned out to be our final show was seeing @realjeffreyross last April. Thank you for a great night & a memory that will last.
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Stumbled across this 1999 roast of Jerry Stiller emceed by . Amazing cavalcade of stars, many of them now gone (Dr. Ruth! Bea Arthur!), with a blazing, blistering finish by future Roastmaster General
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Gilbert wrote this one year ago. He would have wanted to say something today too. He truly loved Bob. My heart goes out to Kelly and his daughters. RIP
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Today is one year since Bob Saget left us. To honor his memory and I have produced a two-hour special for that is available now, on demand via the app. It will also air on Comedy Greats (channel 94) today at 8am, 2pm and 8pm EST.
siriusxm.us/OCDbobsaget
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Blessing your twitter feeds with some of 's talent. Take 2 minutes of your time and watch it from start to finish, it's unbelievable.
(Credits: Bruce Springsteen's YT Channel)
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I miss these guys a lot.
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It's been 2023 in NZ for 14 minutes and it's been okay so far. Happy New Year!!
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If she flew Southwest in the end of Casablanca, they'd still be together.
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NYC! The great is headlining Carolines tonight and tomorrow. It’s some of the last shows at the club and these shows are can’t miss.
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Haha. Thanks Jason but with you and your pals at the helm I doubt Twitter will be around that much longer. Luckily each episode of your podcast feels 100 days long. Consider this tweet your Christmas gift. xo
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Merry Christmas Eve, this was Bob and me just one year ago. Cherish EVERY SINGLE MOMENT with your loved ones. So incredibly grateful for the time I had with this magnificent human who truly made the world a better place. No better Christmas gift than that. ❤️🩹🎄
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Ok, I can’t not say it. HAPPY FESTIVUS, a festival for the rest of us. May your feats be strong and your grievances few.
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Love ya for shouting out me & on today’s #ManningCast. Tom Cruise bringing us back together after Sal pranked me on national tv was his original mission impossible.
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I remember your mom even though we only met briefly. She was wonderful and talked about you. She sold me some cool Asbury Park, NJ shirts that I wear with pride. 💪🏽❤️
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@realjeffreyross I wanted to thank you so much for all the laughs you brought me and my family over the years. My mom got to meet you when you were in Asbury Park. I post this cause she passed away suddenly two weeks ago and meeting you was one of her last big stories she told!
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My son became addicted to brake fluid but he can stop any time.
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Watch out 🔥 Tickets on sale now for at Punch Line Philly 🥊
Tickets and showtimes for March 17 & 18 available at the link below 🎟️🔗
shorturl.at/boLVX
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Jeff Ross is here next week! Dec 16 - 18, he'll be taking over our stage🙌🏼 Don't miss this!
🎟 buff.ly/3VF9CRc
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Thanks Dee !! ✌🏽
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ANOTHER great night at @TheComedyStore on Sunset in LA! We go there all the time and there is NEVER a bad night! I can't recommend that place enough! @anthonyjeselnik @realjeffreyross
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Tonight thru the weekend I’ll be on stage in PHOENIX — a city so hot they named their basketball team after the sun. phoenix.standuplive.com/shows/180449
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Roasting Phoenix, Arizona all weekend… phoenix.standuplive.com/shows/180449
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Most people get grumpy, cranky, miserable, and cynical as they get older. You beat the odds and started off that way! Happy Birthday South!
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#BornOnThisDay in 1948 - Southside Johnny of Southside Johnny & The @asburyjukes. What is your favorite Southside Johnny song? #LSUG
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This is the only reason I haven’t left Twitter yet.
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“THE LAST LATE NIGHT” is now STREAMING, free for Prime members at Amazon Prime. A late night talk show, stand up special. CHECK ER OUT: amazon.com/gp/video/detai
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Phone an old friend or relative -- someone you miss --today; it'll be a nice gift for both of you. And tell 'em Ruthie told you to call.
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Can anyone recommend a Netflix doc about Hitler inventing the microphone?
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Added a 3rd show at the Wilbur in Boston and a 2nd at the Paramount in Austin! Can’t wait
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THIS FRIDAY!!! My new late night talk show, stand up hour special premieres this Fri, Dec. 2nd exclusively on AMAZON PRIME.
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I’m coming to Nashville tomorrow… etix.com/ticket/p/84640
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Nashville this weekend ya’ll
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THIS WEEKEND AT ZANIES
Don’t miss @realjeffreyross at Zanies this weekend, December 1-3! You know him from the Comedy Central's insanely popular Roasts and Netflix's hit show Bumping Mics. Limited tix remaining and will sell out → bit.ly/Zanies_JeffRoss
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We couldn’t have done it without you too Doug.
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One of the godfather’s (along with you “Roast Master” )
of the @ComedyCentral Roasts.
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