Just got a text from my son's school that "someone associated with the school tested positive for COVID" And I said "ok". Then I made some more tea.
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A few years ago, I got a call from the school principal: "Mr. Rufo, a child in your son's class flashed his penis to everyone." "But my son did not do this, right?" "Right." *Hangs up phone, doesn't care*
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"His"? Assuming the kid's gender based upon anatomy?
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I was a twin. So they’d call and say, “one of the boys did x” so my dad would just kick both out asses. Those teachers never understood the value of due process in our case
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I'm guessing you and your twin made sure to stay on each other's good sides.
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