If you were a defendant in a major trial and you could only have one of the following lawyers (not from their prime, but as they behaved last few months) who would it be:
-
-
This Tweet is unavailable.
-
Didn't say "firm grip," but the choices aren't great!
End of conversation
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.