#TuckFrump

@realTuckFrumper

Parody/Satire/Distortionist. Equal Opportunity Offender. Tell a friend, friend! DM when opportunity knocks (except the Illuminati opportunities and weed guys).

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    13 hours ago

    “You will not impeach this president when he has had two of the most successful years any president has had in the modern history,” Sanders told her Fox News hosts. Sarah...WATCH THIS!

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    Jesus. Your avi looks like you're trying to block out the screams of a bunch of partly dismembered cheerleaders in the back of your murder van.

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    7 hours ago

    Flip this poll and on his empty senile head

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    “My Country Tis Of Thee Sweet Land Of Liberty, Of Thee I Sing.” Where has that gone?.... 800,000 hung out to dry Children being dragged around Families being separated Drinking water being poisoned Another 1.4 trillion in debt WTF is really going on? Montenegro 🇲🇪?

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    6 hours ago

    Because THIS IS THE TIME... WE ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT GUN CONTROL!

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    Had an idea. Hows this work.

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    Idiot of the United States. IOTUS

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  12. 6 hours ago

    Cops say a would-be kidnapper chased a woman -- into a karate studio. That was a bad move.. 😂🤣😂🤣

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    Former Arizona Congresswoman Gabby Giffords will return to Capitol Hill next week to help Democrats, who now control the House, introduce a bill requiring background checks on private transactions related to gun sales.

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  16. 6 hours ago

    Because THIS IS THE TIME... WE ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT GUN CONTROL!

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    When you push reckless policies that squander our resources, defy our values, leave 800,000 federal workers unpaid and millions of Americans without needed services, you don’t need to declare a national emergency. You are the national emergency.

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    8 hours ago

    Mueller's grand jury was just extended. So everyone who's been trying to sell you a line about the Mueller investigation being nearly over? You should not believe those people.

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  19. 7 hours ago
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  20. 7 hours ago

    Why do these carnivorous Republican dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they still haven’t learned how to barbecue!

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    8 hours ago

    The President’s wall has some tough specifications. ⁦Thank you ⁩ and ⁦⁩ Please don’t send me letters from your lawyers. I’m good for business!

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