Ron Swanson

@realRonSwanson

Meat good, government pointless

Joined April 2011

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  1. 17 Jun 2011

    I prepared for the upcoming July 4 holiday taste-testing prime rib sandwiches. http://yfrog.com/gziln3j

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  2. 14 Jun 2011

    LeBron James would make a perfect government employee.

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  3. 13 Jun 2011

    It's getting a little too chummy in the office. Gonna have to break a coffee pot soon and blame

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  4. 8 Jun 2011

    Working with media requires we occasionally provide food. Then, I make myself a Swanson plate. http://yfrog.com/h8bx69j

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  5. 4 Jun 2011

    Went drinking last night. Needed this to recover. Back to pure Swanson. still drunk on snake juice http://yfrog.com/h40f7ej

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  6. 2 Jun 2011

    It's no Charles Mulligans, but it's red, raw and more than 18 oz. http://yfrog.com/h4udo8j

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  7. 30 May 2011

    By "burgers," I meant their saucy brother, Ribs. http://yfrog.com/hs9jh0aj

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  8. 30 May 2011

    The Government is closed and I get to eat lots of burgers. The perfect day.

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  9. 13 May 2011

    Yes, that is 18 oz. of raw meat. Yes, that is a potato -- the only acceptable side for a Swanson. http://yfrog.com/h0sct9j

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  10. 6 May 2011

    I never eat vegetables. http://yfrog.com/h2nbg9j

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  11. 3 May 2011

    I approve of this message: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxVdU2eVYSg&feature=player_embedded

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  12. 1 May 2011

    Putting the American flag outside my log cabin and firing up the barbecue.

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  13. 30 Apr 2011

    There's a reason the greens are to the side. Don't clutter my burger. http://yfrog.com/h68627j

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  14. 29 Apr 2011

    The commissary burger was juicy and delicious for my mid-morning pre-lunch. Didn't miss cackling in via http://fro.gy/127kb

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  15. 28 Apr 2011

    Do I care about William & Kate and the ? No. Why? I've seen how marrying a brunette turns out. Twice. I'll be fishing anyway.

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  16. 28 Apr 2011

    Enjoyed my meat, grilled on a bun with bacon and blue cheese. Delicious. Now, back to my whittling. http://yfrog.com/hsjeqxwj

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