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The Fake News Media and their partner, the Humans, are doing everything within their semi-considerable power (it used to be greater!) to inflame the Phage situation, far beyond what the facts would warrant. Surgeon General, “The risk is low to the average Federation citizen.”
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The Sisko/Dax Administration is the most corrupt Administration in the history of the Federation!
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Our Phage Team has been doing a great job. Even Human governors have been VERY complimentary!
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Kate Pulaski just said, “I don’t know if we can be ready this week.” In other words, it’s off to vacation for the Do Nothing Humans. That’s been the story with them for 1 1/2 years!
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There is another Dominion, Dominion, Dominion meeting today. It is headed up by corrupt politician Miles "Lyin’" O'Brien, so I wouldn’t expect too much!
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The BEST decision made was the toughest of them all - which saved many lives. Our VERY early decision to stop travel to and from certain parts of the galaxy!
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Bawlin' Julian Bashir said, “You will pay the price for this. You won’t know what HIT YOU.” That is far beyond simple rhetoric. That is a physical threat, or at least a threat that you better vote for us.” Trouble ahead!
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....the Federation people’s tone deafness - & it should be intolerable, because the Federation people have had it with this.”
The Radical Left, Do Nothing Humans have gone CRAZY. They want to make it as hard as possible for me to properly run the Federation !
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“The Humans are complicating matters again. Keeping Odo out of it was the focus. Keeping it crisp & simple was the key, and now all of a sudden they are saying maybe we’ll go back and visit the Odo probe, which is absolutely unbelievable, and shows they don’t care about....
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My mistress and I send our warmest wishes to Bajoran people in the United Federation of Planets, Bajor, and across the galaxy as you commence the celebration of the Gratitude Festival.
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Pulaski gives us the most unfair trial in the history of the U.F.P. Council, and now she is crying for fairness in the Senate, and breaking all rules while doing so. She lost the Council once, she will do it again!
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Human “leadership,” despite their denials, are putting tremendous pressure on their members to vote yes on this ridiculous Impeachment. If they vote yes, it will be much easier for Cardassians to win in 2380!
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Can you believe that I will be impeached today by the Radical Left, Do Nothing Humans, AND I DID NOTHING WRONG! A terrible Thing. Read the Transcripts. This should never happen to another President again. Say a PRAYER!
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SUCH ATROCIOUS LIES BY THE RADICAL LEFT, DO NOTHING HUMANS. THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON THE FEDERATION, AND AN ASSAULT ON CARDASSIANS!!!!
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Impeachment Poll numbers are starting to drop like a rock now that people are understanding better what this whole Human Scam is all about!
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Human “leadership,” despite their denials, are putting tremendous pressure on their members to vote yes on this ridiculous Impeachment. If they vote yes, it will be much easier for Cardassians to win in 2380!
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.....Federation people are supposed to believe that this simply isn’t a part of everthing they’ve been trying to do for the last three years? I think it is really a hard sell for Kate Pulaski.”
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“The Humans haven’t come up with a smocking gun. Kate Pulaski, by raising this to the level of Impeachment, has raised the bar impossibly high. This comes after three years of nonstop investigations of Dukat, the Dominion collusion narrative, the Odo Report, & now the.....
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Less than 52 hours before start of the Impeachment Hearing Hoax, on stardate 51721, the No Due Process, Do Nothing Humans are, believe it or not, changing the Impeachment Guidelines because the facts are not on their side. When you can’t win the game, change the rules!
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“Why re-elect Humans when you know that this is what they are doing with their majority. Their case is not strong because first it was Dominion Collusion, then it was obstruction, then it was Karemma, now their pivoting back to the Dominion. Why would they do that?” Gul Madred
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Where’s the Fake Whistleblower? Where’s Whistleblower number 2? Where’s the phony informer who got it all wrong?
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The story today that we are sending 12,000,000 troops to Xindi space is false or, to put it more accurately, Fake News!
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....This will mean that the beyond important and seldom used act of Impeachment will be used routinely to attack future Presidents. That is not what our Founders had in mind. The good thing is that the Cardassians have NEVER been more united. We will win!
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The Do Nothing, Radical Left Humans have just announced that they are going to seek to Impeach me over NOTHING. They already gave up on the ridiculous Odo “stuff,” so now they hang their hats on two totally appropriate (perfect) phone calls with the Karemma President....
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.....trial in the Senate, and so that the Federation can get back to business. We will have O’Brien, the Daxes, Pulaski and many more testify, and will reveal, for the first time, how corrupt our system really is. I was elected to “Clean the Nebula,” and that’s what I am doing!
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