you're walking around the streets of palo alto when you notice a crop of red hair atop a lanky figure. it turns around for a moment, and you shudder as you realize it's mark zuckerberg. his eyes lock onto yours, and you feel inexplicably drawn toward him.
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unable to break his gaze, the world around him blurs until all that's visible is inky blackness, oppressive, chthonic darkness. you feel the air escape your lungs.
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he mutters in an incomprehensible tongue for what feels like an eternity. then, suddenly, light cascades back. mark is gone. you're unsure if it was actually him. you realize you've collapsed to your knees and a small crowd has gathered around you.
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waving them off, you sprint toward your bus. your pale visage frightens the other passengers, and they avoid your gaze. you ride the bus for hours. darkness envelopes the sky. you should be entirely across town by now, yet somehow the route ends in front of your apartment
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walking up the stairs, you can't help but note the complete absence of sound. finally reaching your front door, you reach for the knob but feel a faint voice tell you to turn around, run away, never return. a louder one tells you to turn the knob. you listen.
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"welcome home," says a voice from no discernible origin. you become violently ill as you realize mark is in your house. you reach for your cell phone to call the police but then you freeze. paralyzed, you feel mark's presence for the first time, his hot breath down your neck.
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You did invite him in. It is not his custom to go where he is not invited.pic.twitter.com/uHzE5SNnj1
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