A night posted in the baroque section of my city's art museum has left me contemplating suicide.
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Omg I think I have a trad coworker. Me: "So you like more representational stuff, eh? Him: *Doesn't know what 'representational' means* Me: *Explains* Him: "Oh, you mean traditional? Yeah, definitely. Me: *Screaming Internally* Him: *Proceeds to gush about our medieval section*
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Him: "What's your art practice?" Me: "I've been doing Glitch Art." Him: "What's that?" Me: *Explains Datamoshing* Him: "That's considered art, now?
I'M
GONNA
KILL
MYSELF
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when they post you in the american neoclassical sectionpic.twitter.com/kik3yOC2vm
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a young couple came to see the caravaggio piece yesterday and an overwhelming smell of cupcakes filled the gallery; felt like I was getting diabetes with every breath
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an intern for the International House of Prayer (or, IHOP) approached me right before closing claiming to have the ability to heal my awkward as fuck gait Her: "Can I bless you? ◉◡◉" Me: "Uh.. Sure." she spouted gibberish at me for ten minutes before finally leaving
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Replying to @realMaxCastle
bordering kyphotic; she actually just wanted to pray for good posture as she thought my back was hurting (or something) but went all-out instead
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In an unsurprising turn of events, pancakes would have been better.
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