this is a brutal subtweet
Twitter is for theories, good, bad & indifferent. It's not for telling the world that you Denny's scrambler didn't have enough cheese.
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fwiw I will only tweet my own dumb theories, earnestly, abt proper cheese distribution
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the configuration of dennys grill equipment channels satanic energies when they cook grand slams
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deep fryers arranged in a power circle
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On one hand, I agree...and on the other, I'm sure the people in my real life are even less interested in hearing me shout about my bad lunch
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Someone's going to hear about my Denny's scrambler, by God
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