Max Castle

Sad to see you too are becoming-boomer but it’s inevitable, I have DMed you my acerbic opinions on Bach and the price of petroleum

These autumnal years aren't so bad, once ones acclimates to the slowdown, the sore joints, and the exchanging of youthful spit and venom for quiet and gentle pleasures

Rather than roasting classical liberals on my favourite social media platform, I’ve taken to drinking rooibos tea and contemplating the heavens with the stout telescope I just bought off Amazon Prime.

I've discovered a wonderful pipe organ program on the local public radio station! It provides a far better backdrop to my study of A. N. Whitehead than this so-called "deconstructed club music".

Someone dared to send me music by notable glitchybopper “Arca” yesterday. I was quick to reprimand them for exposing me to such unsettling rot. It took an entire bottle of aloe vera to reinstill calmness and quietude.

Actually wait a sec is that just a complete routine @cockydooody Tweet???

and just like that the thommy has become the dooody