You ever get mad at God for making our feet such shit that we need shoes for every surface except soft grass?
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That, and b/c your name is Max Asshole
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Just laughing to myself imagining you running around uninhibited and your parents sheepishly telling strangers that they'd named you Max Asshole
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Max Asshole Jr. technically
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"Max Asshole the Second, I presume."
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