I’m so mad, i locked my keys in my car
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Replying to @ComradRedBeard
Ok, here's what you do. Create a realistic forced perspective drawing of a dog on the back seat. Run into locksmith, screaming, "Somebody help me! My baby is going to die!" Once they get the door open, pretend it ran past them. They will want to help find the dog. Drive away.
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Replying to @ComradRedBeard
That's why I'm paid the big bucks.
6:55 AM - 11 Jul 2018
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