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Is staff afraid to tell you that @BarackObama has almost 3 times more twitter followers than you? Sad. (not all your followers are fans)

Neither are you

*red alert* caught me.

#FridayFeeling Patriots love your spirit. You're American goodness to the core. So blessed to have a president of founding father quality.

Two extra trash piles off to the dump!

I think, most people in their right mind, hate that you don't use your powerful social media to advance discourse and share profound ideas.

Of course, you would have to be capable of those things which you clearly are not.

Nobody hates your tweets. Well, your lawyers SHOULD but they don't seem very competent. To the media, they're amusing official statements

To your rabid fans, they're "truth" which is pretty funny. To the (far more) people who hate your guts, they're steps toward Impeachment

To people investigating you, most importantly, they're EVIDENCE. The things you've admitted to in tweets which were against you interest...

Anyways, are you a wee bit worried that Pence hired a REAL lawyer and not some buffoon of a New York real estate litigator, like you?

If Pence is going to throw you under the bus, he has the legal team to make sure there's no way you survive

Do you know what Pence's lawyer was doing when yours was talking to the press about how you were vindicated last week? STRATEGIZING

Anyways, enjoy your tweeting. The rest of us look forward to them with bated breath