Donald J. TrumpVerified account

You can't drain a swamp into a much larger and swampier swamp. Drains don't work that way.

You make decisions very rapidly. Like you're rushing into it. Or "Russian" into it.

You can't fire everyone, although you should fire your barber and the service that tans that hide you call a skin.

For someone who has a darker Orange hide than Hulk Hogan, it's so simple to get under your skin.

Do you need both of your tiny hands to hold a single Diet Coke?

You're a disgrace to this country, the majority of citizens that didn't vote for you and a joke to the rest of the world.

Thanks! Make sure there's more tolerant people there.

You praised Comey to the skies for the letter that won the election, and now fire him when he's investigating you. You are the swamp.

Tomorrow, you can meet with Sergey Viktorovich Lavrov and assure him you are doing everything possible to protect his boss and yours.

Eventually, though, you are in the hands of Ryan, McConnell and Pence. When they say you've outlived your political usefulness, you're done.

Stop hiding behind Twitter coward.

Says the person attacking someone on Twitter! #internettoughguy

I'm not the President. He has a responsibility to do more than whine online in this situation. Thanks for your input.

You made a statement...i responded to your statement. I did not call you the President!!!

This is boring.

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I understand.. you are also clueless..